You do know bear is a parody account of me donât you Phil?
But that is not parody Tokes, itâs reality.
Those and other thoughts are polluting every angle of my social media time lines. Sure many are sharing it and saying moron but that genie is out the bottle.
People now believe it.#notevenslughtlyfunny
I have never said he wasnât a moron Phil, he is a massive moron. Just he will generally choose the joke over his opinion. Enough serious knobs around, we might as well have a joke one. Even if he is a weasel face grass.
I just heard Theresa May making up shit - It was ridiculous, even Alastair Campbell would have been embarrassed and he was a chancer.
Sheâs making Blair look pleasant and honest at the moment.
She is exposed as an incompetent, bare faced liar. Regardless of the election result you can stick a fork in Theresa May, sheâs done.
After copious beers I can safely say we should stay the fuck out and let them have their freedom, if they come here they have to accept all and all as equal. PEACE OUT MOTHER FUCKERS AND UP GEORGE GROVES!
WTF?!

And up the DVLA!
Is this your first Sotonians account, @tedmaul ? 
No, I couldnât log into my original Tedmaul account for some reason. Perhaps I broke a few rules, I donât know. I created a new account 4 months ago.
If itâs a problem then I wonât log in 
Fuck that Ted its all a party here,Iâm off to bed you shpwer a cunts taraaa.
You know this anyway Pap 
Iâve run out of music vids and content anyway 
I just found it amusing that the end of that clip ends with âSplitter!â.