Fantasy Tory Leadership Game

May is the biggest 'statesman’from any of the main parties, that’s for sure.

Just my opinion - It seems that none of them really want to win. The Brexit vote has made leading the Tory party a poisoned chalice - they’ll be damned whatever they do.

My real concerns is that Johnson or Gove will let the winner cock everything up and they’ll then come back as our saviours - banking on the fact that the majority of the electorate seem to have the attention span of a gnat & the memory of fucking idiot.

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Gove is out.

Our next Prime Minister will be female.

To be fair it did go very well last time…

Flogging everything you own at knockdown prices, sowing the seeds for the eventual and permanent rejection of your ideology?

Yes, it went incredibly well. Shame people had to live through it.

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This is going to be just like the old days, we’ve even organised our own recession to set the mood.

Get the Argies on the phone…

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Your likely next PM.

And people reckon Labour haven’t got a chance.

Ladies and gentlemen, Theresa May.

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Here’s pap’s record:

1997: Voted for a war criminal, resulting in millions of deaths and destabilising the entire middle-earth region

2016: Voted to withdraw from the EU, resulting in Theresa May becoming Prime Minister.

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Luckily we have the EU to protect us over equality and workers’ rights…

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For the moment…

Originally posted by @Bearsy

Here’s pap’s record:

1997: Voted for a war criminal, resulting in millions of deaths and destabilising the entire middle-earth region

Wrong!

I stayed up to watch that war criminal get the wheels of power, but I did not vote for him. I was somewhat off the grid at the time, and not on any electoral register.

2016: Voted to withdraw from the EU, resulting in Theresa May becoming Prime Minister.

Come now, Bear.

You know it would be Boris*.

*Except for whatever the fuck it was he did.

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sry for accuse you of vote blair pap, i was just guessing, cos it seemed like the sort of thing you would have done. Give me another example of something you did vote on tho, and I will twist it to make you sound Evil.

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Leadsom’s latest, translated.

“Don’t vote for May. She’s barren”.

I have no idea or experience of who should be the winner.

What I DO have experience of are the utter shambolic fuck ups that the Home Office has been through these past 7-10 years.

The 5 hour queues at Heathrow bercause May cut the number of Border Control staff to save costs which meant that the ones left couldn’t actually take a minute to check passports properly (allowing all types of Lithuanian Sex Offenders into the country for eg)

The removal of Passport renewal services from Embassies - first to a central hub in Dusseldorf then back to the UK meaning we (something like 4 million + Brits) now need to fly back and queue up if we wish to renew a passport in under 3 months.

The delays for you lot wanting to go on vacations for Passports so you have to pay premium fees and money to courier companies (who probably donate to Political Parties)

Outsourcing of Embassy Consular services and Visa applications to “friendly” companies in closed tenders. Not that an employee of a private company processing Visa applications on a minimum wage is likely to be susceptible to bribes or anything.

And that is simply my experience I’m sure you lot have come across Home Office fucks ups as much as I have

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I’m pretty sure he voted on our new manager thread Bearsy :wink:

She can stick all that “as a mother…” Bullshit up her arse. It pissed me off when they were all doing it during the brexit campaign. Maybe she can explain to me how being a mother is going to make her better able to strike a trade deal with the US

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That picture looks bloody horrible on a iphone

Well, obviously, unlike May she clearly has experienced being fucked over…

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So in order to win you now need to be a mother?

ffs…no doubt her spawn are more than a little embarrassed