Forget the fucking Oscars and some Micky Mouse cup final, let’s focus on the main event: February’s Fantasy Football Manager of the Month!
'Ave it!!!
#CarryOnFantasizing
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So, after having a storming March in which I led the pack (and moved into the top 100,000 worldwide) and spending fucking ages making a watertight tactical plan to see me through to the end of the season…
…After all that, I go out for ‘a couple of quiet drinks’, get hammered and wake up too late to make the required transfers.
&$*^! 
I’m genuinely sorry* to hear that, ant.
*Bletch is genuinely not sorry to hear that.
Your (non) sympathy is (not) appreciated.
Already missed out on a clean sheet and a goalscorer, arse. So basically if I was managing a cup final, I’d arrive late and find my team already 2-0 up.
*waves*
Oh holy fuck.
What is this looking like now. I stopped looking 6 weeks ago!
Always nice to see a plan come together. Two more gameweeks left to see whether it’s watertight or held together with sellotape…
Fuck off ant.
Nobody likes a big head.
I thought that was quite a humble, balanced post! As I said, still plenty of time for the pendulum to swing the other way.
Perhaps we ought to just get jobs as football scouts? Taking time as money, FPL doesn’t offer much in terms of ROI…
As I think you’ll find I’ve said all along, I’m the underdog here.
I fully expected to come last, and my balanced and self-effacing posts in this thread simply serve to show my humility and wonder at how good the rest of you are at fantasy football.
If I could just manage to finish second, it would be a dream come true.
I can’t think past that.
Originally posted by @saintbletch
* Bletch wondering just how smug it’s possible to be without being Internet-punched.
Would sir care for a breath mint? It’s just that one seems to be so full of shit, it’s starting to dribble out of one’s mouth.
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Anyone for some Euro '16 Fantasy Football?
Can get a Sotonians league set up if so.
Blurgh. It’s McDonalds fantasy football. Dirty Maccies bastards.
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I was tempted KRG, but decided that a) I didn’t have the time to do it justice and b) as reigning fantasy football champion, I have more to lose than gain.
Did I mention that I’m reigning fantasy football champion?
Meh, I tried making a team. But the site kept crashing and I couldn’t be arsed in the end.
So, do have you more to lose than gain over a whole new season??
*readies spreadsheets*