Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
Originally posted by @saintbletch
Sorry guys, but when I sat next to Lou at the South Western Arms the other week, I think some of my testosterone must have accidentally spilled on her.
Left a stain too
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Another big gamble on my captain today.
The last one paid off big time, but not so sure about this one…
Phew, good luck Bletchy . I am only worrying about Upton Park lucky me 
Who’s Lewis Lambeth?
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Begining to take more notice and get my arse in gear!!!
Originally posted by @Halo-Stickman
Who’s Lewis Lambeth?
Dunno, but scarily he’s starting to follow me on Twitter!!
Yes, I imagine that must be scary, Bob.
Especially for Lewis
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OK, it seems as if coming second is a real big deal to Halo (and presumably Mrs. Halo), so here’s an update on the Fantasy Football.
The reason I haven’t updated it for a while is, well, and I don’t want to appear arrogant here, but you’re all a bunch of losers who aren’t fit to throw stones at my shit.
And given that fact , me rubbing your noses in it week-after-week, month-after-month was making me look, yep I’m going to say it - arrogant.
I was striving for banter with my “I’m better than you…ant is first of the losers…catch me if you can…eat my shit Dick Burt…etc.” to try to egg you all into some form of competition.
I just hadn’t realised that you just weren’t capable - collectively or individually, so I was just left looking…arrogant.
Anyway, for Halo…
The January league (which, for all his bed-wetting, he isn’t even winning)
And the overall league…
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Now then, Bletch, I don’t wish to be churlish, or whatever the word is - Mango seems like a decent fellow who appears to know what he is doing - nevertheless, I’ve noticed that he played his bench boost at the weekend, which means that his February score is misleadingly high; therefore, I’m discounting it.
All this means … check out the lining, Bletch … I’m currently top dog
… more importantly, I’m way above you!
'ave it!!!
#CarryOnFantasizing
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Yeah, but I haven’t unleashed my tictacs yet.
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I don’t need to boast or swagger or be brash about where I am in the league, except to say that my team’s name perfectly predicts where I expected to be, in fact I am doing slightly better than I expected by not being in the bottom 3.
Think I would’ve still outscored you on the gameweek Halo, even without the bench boost 
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Let’s keep that between the two of us, shall we, Mango? No need to let Bletch know.
I used my bench boost and actually got -ve points from it!!
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ffs
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…not fit to throw stones at my shit.
I’m guessing that’s the title of another Smiths’ song, Bletch 
Or, perhaps, not 
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I take it everybody has accounted for the players with no match this gameweek (those from Everton, Liverpool, Man City and Newcastle)…
Does RK give his teamsheet and all his injury concerns away to the opposition to ensure a level playing field?..D’oh!
If they’re too lackadaisical to realise these things, they don’t deserve to gain from the advantage
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