Fantasy Football

I have nothing to lose.

We have conclusively proved (to my satisfaction anyway) that you lot aren’t fit to throw stones at my shit.

IF I field a team again this year, it will be for shits and giggles.

I won’t take it seriously, so there’s no way I’ll win.

Some of you take this too seriously.

#itsabouttakingpart

I’ll send the league invites out in due course.

Originally posted by @ant

*readies spreadsheets*

…and excuses…

Sounds like a case of mistaken identity to me.

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You guys doing it this year as I’d like to join…got the code?

Never done one before, but following my AMAZING performance on the European Tour Fantasy Race to Dubai thing (Yeah 1st Prize is a trip to Dubai - duh) - where I went ROCKETING from 21,976 to 13,140 in the space of three weeks I have kinda got the bug for this at last.

So where do we sign up?

(As long as it is free of course)

OK, if you’ve played before goto http://fantasy.premierleague.com and renew your team, you SHOULD then automatically be re-enrolled into the Sotonians.com league.

If you’re new to Fantasy Football then go to http:fantasy.premierleague.com and register a new team.

If you’ve not joined the Sotonians.com league before, once you’ve registered your team, go to the LEAGUES menu option and specify this league code.

736461-200778

This should allow you to join the Sotonians.com league where you’ll have weeks of fun and banter and in the end eventually succumb to the dominance of Bletch FC.

:lou_eyes_to_sky:

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Bump.

OK so this is the sign-ups so far…

Go on, you know you want to try (but, ultimately fail) to wipe the smug grin off my face.

:lou_eyes_to_sky:

Joined. Got to try to beat my best ever finish (668 in the world a few years back).

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Papular United are dead.

Long live Papular Theory.

Oh, fuck.

As Gloria Gaynor said, “You’re not welcome anymore.”

Well, I’m a little under the weather at the moment, so only woke up an hour ago.

The funning Fantasy site has either been down or slow since then and now it’s too late!

Hope my last iteration team was enough to place me mid-table.

#excusesinearly

I transferred Redmond out of my team before the season started for Ayew after WHam bought him. I feel sad now.

That’s despite me offering a free pro-tip on the preseason thread where I suggested to transfer him in?

How is the table looking after the first day Bletch?

| 1 new | [ Sex Drugs and Mane

](https://fantasy.premierleague.com/a/team/1564939) | 59 | 59 |
| 2 new | [ All Saints XI

](https://fantasy.premierleague.com/a/team/1761382) | 52 | 52 |
| 3 new | [ Return of the Saint

](https://fantasy.premierleague.com/a/team/2448910) | 47 | 47 |
| 4 new | [ Bletch FC

](https://fantasy.premierleague.com/a/team/736461) | 43 | 43 |
| 5 new | [ LamBocats

](https://fantasy.premierleague.com/a/team/2654168) | 41 | 41 |
| 6 new | [ Simbo Saints

](https://fantasy.premierleague.com/a/team/2376228) | 40 | 40 |
| 7 new | [ Amplified Ants

](https://fantasy.premierleague.com/a/team/1706707) | 39 | 39 |
| 7 new | CarryOnFantasizing
Halo Stickman
| 39 | 39 |
| 9 new | [ Papular Theory

](https://fantasy.premierleague.com/a/team/2415117) | 35 | 35 |
| 10 new | [ ItsAllGoneShaneLong

](https://fantasy.premierleague.com/a/team/2146289) | 30 | 30 |
| 11 new | [ Cookie’s Xl

](https://fantasy.premierleague.com/a/team/670796) | 26 | 26 |
| 12 new | [ King Bob

](https://fantasy.premierleague.com/a/team/769678) | 23 | 23 |
| 13 new | [ Hughie’s Saints

](https://fantasy.premierleague.com/a/team/265463) | 20 | 20 |
| 14 new | [ CrazyDiamond

](https://fantasy.premierleague.com/a/team/2479009) | 18 | 18 |
| 15 new | [ Mangohampton

](https://fantasy.premierleague.com/a/team/810704) | 11 | 11 |
| 16 new | [ Puel My Finger

](https://fantasy.premierleague.com/a/team/192732) | 10 | 10 |
| 17 new | [ Unbelievable Jeff!

](https://fantasy.premierleague.com/a/team/56441) | 9 | 9 |

You are top, Tokes.

The Shy Tory sits at the foot of the table.

It’s a marathon and not a sprint, Toke.

BTW, I think you’ll find that people really don’t like arrogance. In the list of personality traits that people find distasteful, it’s second only behind being Scotch.

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Not true Bletch, me and Hull City will still be top at the end of the season.

Any update on how the sprint is going Bletch? You used to do weekly updates, what’s the crack? Be good if you could show the top 16.

I’m sure I’m not alone in saying that I find this lust for wining a little distasteful, Toke.

I’ve been stuck in a campsite in Dorset and then in the Leamington Spa with dodgy Internet, so I haven’t even looked at my team.

I’d nearly forgotten that the season had started.

I guess I’m just not as competitive as you.

Have a word with yourself, will you?