Ffs.
I am in a Nightclub
At my Age
Oh fvck
YMCAâŠ
Finished doing food and came in to see Croatia.
Have voted for them.
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Ukraine thanks UK for their solidarity - 4pts
Give us back the tanks you ungrateful bastards
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I take it back - no other fucker is voting for us.
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I didnât think the Brit entry was as bad as the scores on the doors
Sweden won
Which is good
Because now it will be held in Sweden on the 50th anniversary of ABBA winning
No stitch up at all
Nosiree
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Did the UK come last?
I didnât come into the room until the UK - It was fucking shit.
Loved Croatia
The krauts did
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Excuses - it was shite - imho
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I was called in to listen to the Mud Wrestler but thought there was something wrong with the sound balanceâŠseemed very flat to me. Wasnât surprised when it didnât fare wellâŠit wasnât up to the quality of Boom Bang a Bang was it. 
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Back when Blair was busy alienating the europeans heâd previously been so desperate to court, and Jemini broke the Eurovision record by receiving zero points from everyone, a point they made after the competition was that their foldback had been sabotaged with the result that they couldnât hear what they were singing. I listened to a rerun with a very sceptical ear, but ended up deciding they were almost certainly right. Iâve seen and heard a lot of singers recording or rehearsing, and their claim rang true.
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Probably them darned Ruskies in retaliation for our support of UkraineâŠ. 
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Probably not.
But. I thought you like a good conspiracy theory
Indeed. But it wonât have been the Russians in this instance. I think we can safely expect Nul Points in Eurovision for the foreseeable future, since we had the temerity to exit the EU.
And the say itâs not a political competition 
Indeed 
The most interesting thing to me is that Ukraine failed to win it. I reckon that says more about public support for the assistance waning than any headline does.