Did you ever see her wrestle at Southampton Guildhall? 
no cant say I did
Eurovision is fine, but this year the Duchess is finding it strange i have taken an unusually attentive interest in it. She doesnt realise i’d use Hannah Waddinghams pubes for dental floss. Shes magnificent.
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Why is there no choice on the poll for “Couldn’t give a fuck.”?
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Not with Hannah as a presenter
I think Ukraine will win. Just a hunch mind! 
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Fuck the posturing for popularity brownie points from our “esteemed”politicians I’m siding with the EBU on this one.
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I got 7 
Right or Wrong?
Right….
There is a God!
Another ex Dubai Saint is in town.
We are meeting up
We will visit the Wodka Bar!
I don’t have to watch Eurovision
Get in!
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But I thought you loved Eurovision?
Yeah but
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It’s amazing the scores you can get 50:50 guess on each question 
Liking the polish entry
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Just seen Claire Balding singing about Nduja for Albania
I had forgotten how bat shit Eurovision is
A pipe playing helmetted midget ought to get Moldova a couple of votes
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We have Abba & BeeGees and Vodka and ah ha ha ha Stayin Alive…