Well I found a live stream in HD where the translator doesn’t drown out the commentary.
Brilliant to see Hannah Waddingham getting the respect she deserves for her ownership of AFC Richmond.
Denmark were repetitive Armenia is a mess but would like to see more of the artiste
I think Estonia was very good
Or something
The mix isn’t great on the sound tbh
Ooh Belgium that was camp classic Disco so nul points
Mrs P_F says Polish song is bloody brilliant and a huge hit on the radio already
But sounds shit on the Telly
That is such “Polish Festival” she would be great without the idiot bad dancers
“For the first time I don’t have to feel ashamed, thank you Bianca” says Mrs P_F
That’ll be nul points then
Damn that Lithuanian gal can belt out a tune superb performance
Oh FFS the Aussies have a banging tune (another nul points)
Lol
So to vote it costs $1
So I liked the Belgian song but I’m on sick pay so fvck that
It has now gone full woke
I really cannot comment I assume Budweiser sales will be down again
I’d be fine with it IF they could sing
Estonia are in. Cyprus were dramatic and are in Aln=bania sang about losing all their crooks on boats and being happy and are in
Oh Belgium banging Disco tune is in
Austria makes it as all of Europe can’t differentiate between them and Australia
Great voice, hot chick from Lithuania gets through
BOOM! POLAND MAKE IT THROUGH!
As did the Aussies with a banging tune tbh
And smoking hot Brunette from Armenia gets in
Who is the last song?
Slovenia make the last spot one of the only hme lingo songs
Thank fuck I bought some pierogi as part of the smorgasbord of Euro food I’ve been dragooned into preparing for Mrs C_S and Fam to eat while I go watch something more interesting instead 
You’re just non Gen Z thank fook
But Eurovision has always been around since I was a nipper - & has never held any appeal to me 
She didn’t qualify.
| Pos | Country | Artist | Song |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |
 Austria |
Teya & Salena | Who The Hell Is Edgar? |
| 2. |
 Portugal |
Mimicat | Ai Coração |
| 3. |
 Switzerland |
Remo Forrer | Watergun |
| 4. |
 Poland |
Blanka | Solo |
| 5. |
 Serbia |
Luke Black | Samo Mi Se Spava |
| 6. |
 France |
La Zarra | Évidemment |
| 7. |
 Cyprus |
Andrew Lambrou | Break A Broken Heart |
| 8. |
 Spain |
Blanca Paloma | Eaea |
| 9. |
 Sweden |
Loreen | Tattoo |
| 10. |
 Albania |
Albina & Familja Kelmendi | Duje |
| 11. |
 Italy |
Marco Mengoni | Due Vite |
| 12. |
 Estonia |
Alika | Bridges |
| 13. |
 Finland |
Käärijä | Cha Cha Cha |
| 14. |
 Czechia |
Vesna | My Sister’s Crown |
| 15. |
 Australia |
Voyager | Promise |
| 16. |
 Belgium |
Gustaph | Because Of You |
| 17. |
 Armenia |
Brunette | Future Lover |
| 18. |
 Moldova |
Pasha Parfeni | Soarele Ĺźi Luna |
| 19. |
 Ukraine |
TVORCHI | Heart of Steel |
| 20. |
 Norway |
Alessandra | Queen of Kings |
| 21. |
 Germany |
Lord of the Lost | Blood & Glitter |
| 22. |
 Lithuania |
Monika LinkytÄ— | Stay |
| 23. |
 Israel |
Noa Kirel | Unicorn |
| 24. |
 Slovenia |
Joker Out | Carpe Diem |
| 25. |
 Croatia |
Let 3 | Mama Ĺ ÄŚ! |
| 26. |
 United Kingdom |
Mae Muller | I Wrote A Song |
Austria Portugal Switzerland Poland Serbia France Cyprus Spain Sweden Albania Italy Estonia Finland Czech Republic Australia Belgium Armenia Moldova Ukraine Norway Germany Lithuania Israel Slovenia Croatia United Kingdom0 voters
Not UK
And not Poland!
BTW who is Mae Muller?..sounds like a Bavaria mud wrestler. @scotty will supply the pictures no doubt.
I have some Muller’s as Cousins but don’t recall that name and mine live in Hamburg not Bavaria.
Mud wrestling may be on the table though 
I do as well
