šŸŽ¶ Eurovision 2019 Matchday & Pickling Thread

Music and gigs Eurovision Song Contest
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Each of us.

The spirit of @Fowllyd is alive and well on the thread.

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Sadly it would appear so. Fuck me, what is wrong with you lot? Saturday night, all of you watching this crap. With a bit of luck a bomb will go off.

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Iā€™m hoping Madonna performs wrapped in a Palestinian flag, straddling a massive Israeli missile made from frozen pig blood that she felates until it melts into a scarlet pool in the shape of the Gaza strip.

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this is sadly very trueā€¦

So Denmark for me

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Madonna is on record as saying that she doesnā€™t do blow jobs. No, i donā€™t believe her either.

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I was hoping she appears with her Madge Vag on display with her pubic hair trimmed into the ā€˜Gaza stripā€™

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Not UK

Sweden, Estonia, Azerbaijan, Spain, Australia, North MacedoniaSweden,

Iceland will either win OR get nul points.

Mrs P_F goes with Czech
I go with one of Denmark, Sweden, Netherlands, Norway, Estonia. Azerbaijan, Switzerland, Australia, Spain

Jeez.

Netherlands win it

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Predict the UKā€™s points total

  • Nil point
  • more but less than 10
  • more but less than 50
  • more but less than 100
  • more but less than 150
  • more but less than 200
  • more but less than 250
  • more but less than 300
  • more than 300, yes, thatā€™s right, I actually typed this!

0 voters

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Is it karaoke night again?

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Fuck how did Bletch get over there?

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ā€˜Did Bletch make you sweatā€¦ from dancing?ā€™

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Many of us have lost control of the remote control, so taking the piss out of the acts (and Israel) is a form of radical protest against the creeping emasculation of the male and his traditional control of the channel changer!

Oh, and weā€™ve been drinking.

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Reading this thread makes me realise why Iā€™m not watching.

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Indeedā€¦ its a post modernist reflection on the social evolution of the human spirit and freedom of expressionā€¦

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Particularly the bit where Phil talked about the bird with the pink buds and Goat said heā€™d vote the act with the best tits. (Israel as it stands, BTW).

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Are we all waiting up to see the results that are no doubt being manipulated by up to 65 Israeli Social Media accounts seeking to disrupt a fair vote?

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That ā€œladyā€ singer in the body stocking woke me up
Timmy Mallett isnā€™t the wisest follow up unfortunately

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Stupid boy

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Another bottle of 2.50 wine or do I need to go to the Vodka? Decisions

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Fuck the most sickly shit from 1979ā€¦