šŸŽ¶ Eurovision 2019 Matchday & Pickling Thread

Even I’d shoot if them cunts were at the fence.

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We were only on here tonight to make you recognise the place at the table that has been granted to the STATE OF ISRAEL*.

What we’ve made you do tonight is equivalent to Trump moving an embassy.

*Bletch draws a distinction between Jewish people and the acts of the state of Israel.

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Just because they have a place at the table doesn’t mean we have to cook their chicken through.

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Just serve the cunts pork (the state politicians that is)

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Jeez. The last UK winner was Katrina and the Waves in 1997

Denmark… for me… but they wont win…

We haven’t been able to afford it since then.

Kate from the Bush has a good chance. Host it in Oz before the whole place fries.

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What is Madge wearing?

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I lent her a shirt.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Post of the year contender

She looks like a fat Nan from Shirley Towers.

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Must have been one of your discards as not being loud enough…

Think Madge will win it
Jeez I wish I would look that good at 60. Oh wait…

Is she going to say something about the plight of the Palestinians?

Has she had a poke in the eye? Sniper get her with a .22?

Does she have scabs on her knees?

People come together… Uhmmm except if you are palestinian

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From grovelling at Bibi’s feet.

This is the best song all night.

Where can I put my X?

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