:engerland:šŸ England Cricket 2020

So Anderson gets his 597th test wicket very quickly this morning and then the skies open up FFS.

30-4

And it was actually a poor decision to play at a wide delivery that he really should have left…

Thanks Shane.

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Buttler has proved me completely wrong with his test match batting. And I’m delighted for him. That support role will be overlooked but was extraordinary for that very reason.

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Shane got stitched up with film of him fussing about his hair.
Jokes ongoing.
Broad - Karate Kid meh
Joe Root - Ellen DeGeneris
And he is lol

Meanwhile last review lost by England Archer over 90 mph batsmen hopping

ru 4teen?

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It’s Luc time.

Bess on

Christ what a little bitch you are! One swallow doesn’t make a summer and there’s still huge issues with our Burns and Sibley, you forgot that bit.

I suggest we keep this thread for when we travel away and also play Australia.

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Tea 158-5

What makes you think it was aimed at you?

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Out of nothing Woakes gets Rizwan to nibble at a ball & Buttler takes a legside catch in the webbing of his glove
218-6 now new ball in 3 overs

Pakistan bowled out for 273 and England enforce the follow on

Anderson finishes with a Michelle, having had 3 catches dropped in consecutive overs, to add insult to injury the catch that Broad dropped he ran out the Pakistani player…

Oh, Azher finished on 141*, superb innings for the man out of form…and then he has to open the batting for the 2nd innings…

and the players come out to be sent back by the umpires for bad light so that’s stumps…

Who was it aimed at then?

Well, it could have been at all those experts who agree with you, but then I don’t know who they are as you haven’t answered my request for that information. Or it could just have been a gentle (and, let’s be honest, somewhat exaggerated) piss-take of you.

Nice little hissy fit there though.

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Of course it referred to me, just bitchy and means I’m in your head rent free.

If it makes you feel better to think so, old chap, then that’s fine by me.

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I get all sort of grief on here but I never bitch and whine about it.
:lou_eyes_to_sky:

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You know where the bodies are buried because you did most of them

There is play this morning, wow, I am surprised given the weather that we have here to the west.

Azher Ali is not opening despite coming out as an opener last night, as play didn’t officially start Pakistan could change their batting order.