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#101

“Take a look at the size of the shit I’ve just done,” I told my girlfriend.

“eww, no thanks,” she frowned.

“Please, just one quick look,” I pleaded. “You won’t believe it.”

She held her nose, ran into the bathroom and ran straight back out.

“There’s nothing down there,” she said. “You must have flushed it.”

I said “it’s on the scales.”

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#102

Mrs Mot has just asked why I have pissed myself

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#103

Because it’s an age thing?

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#104

Well there is that…

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