On my way.
Was at a wedding yesterday, and quite a lot of my stomach is now on the outside.
Been dragged up Arthurās Seat. Have decided just to do the honourable thing and die here.
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Hope Arthur was lubed up.
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And I was expecting to have an expert there to guide me through the beers on offer.
Iāll probably now just randomly order stupidly strong and inappropriate IPAs, for a change.
And if I get tipsy, thatās on you Ant James! Thatās on you!
If youāve been within 100m of any booze you probably already are, to be fair.
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Harsh, but true. Had some great stuff last night.
Unlike you, I kept it in my stomach. Were you the groom BTW?
Beach Towels in Paradise by Red Cat - wonderful sour and salty.
Stone Sap from Vibrant Forest (pint thereof) - mentally fruity and heavy at 6.8%
Stay Tan Gee by Electric Bear - Should have been better - tangerine IPA.
Alas, always the friend or the +1, me.
Those sound good! Had the equivalent, times roughly four or five. The bar manager seemed to be a bit of a craft beer enthusiast himself - so when he realised we werenāt drinking the generic swill kept presenting more and more from the cellar.
Wouldāve been rude not to imbibe given heād made the effortā¦ 
Having downed a 750ml sour beer at the top of That Bloody Volcano (it just sounds more grand than āhillā), Iām feeling semi-human. Will see how Iām doing once back in Southampton.
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Order some food bletch. Just having a swift one in the south western and we will be there.
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Bletch. Btripz. So5. Fowllyd. And me present and incorrect at steam town.
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hot footing it from \eastleigh right now
The times Iāve pleaded with him to workout properly. Itās like banging your head against a bad shirt
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Is he sucking it in?
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Iāve had to leave but Iāve left them with Assenā¦
Good luck boys
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Gutted to miss it all but maybe happy that @BTripz went to the game in my place. Enjoy the night all 
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Mr B ā¦ despite you leaving we won the won the quiz!! What a pleasure to have met Goatboy, Btripz and Bletch for the 1st time, and re acquainting with Lets be after a while and Fowlyd and SO5 since 1977!!!
What can I say ā¦ the girls and ladies were creaming themselves at so much talent being assembled in one room and were completely put off their quiz A game and their partners cowered into submission!!
Championes despite my presence in the team!! Surprisingly no molestation or butthole abuse took place (that i remember or noticed) but i have to plead guilty to stroking Bletch;s left nipple ā¦that shirt ā¦ I lost control!!
Any roads up ā¦ miss out on future pre/post match piss ups at your peril!!
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I did leave you with my Assen before I left
Cunts.
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Prize winning ones at that!!
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