đŸ» End of season Beers

Matchday drinking club
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Isn’t Highcliffe quite nice? Maybe need a bit more negotiation with her driving home.

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Hard fo me to choose because I would expect Mr Tigger to go to the footie and for me to fdrive home.

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Right, got a 90% “yes” from the boss when I asked for the Monday off.

I might even have two beers!

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We’ll see you right, Bletch. A friendly welcome awaits in Bishopstoke at the end of the evening, and @SO5-4BW and I will make sure you’re in a fit and proper state for school on the Tuesday*. By the way, did I mention that my parents’ house has a cellar, and that both of my parents are pretty much totally deaf?**

*Which school this is, or indeed which Tuesday, may be moot.
**Both of these are actually true.

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Alas
 working for a living has conspired against me
 I now need to be sucking on Satan (Pharma Industry) cock at 10am Monday 13
 meaning flying on the Sunday
 As I fly over St marys on route two the fatherland I won’t give BA any Money for a shity beer


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It does worry me that a bunch of middle aged men are invited spend time in your deaf parents dungeon
*

Sorry I can’t make it.

  • I assume @Goatboy and cable ties will be in attendance?
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Fret not - it’s not a bunch of middle-aged men, just Bletch (who is to middle age what I am to middle class). Invitation only, and you really shouldn’t feel bad at not being invited. Trust me, you’d feel far worse if you were. Maybe not tomorrow, maybe not the next day - but soon, and for the rest of your life.

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Not Casablanca but it reminds me of the classic Red Dwarf episode with Camille :

  • Kryten : Mr. Lister, sir, would you be so kind as to take Camille’s bag onboard?

Dave Lister : Certainly, Kryten. Anything you say.

Camille : Why my bag, Kryten?

Kryten : Because you’re getting on that craft with Hector, where you belong.

Camille : No Kryten.

Kryten : Now you’ve got to listen to me. Do you have any idea what you have to look forward to if you stay here?

Camille : You’re saying this only to make me go.

Kryten : We both know you belong to Hector. You’re part of his work - you’re what keeps him going. If you’re not on that craft when it leaves the hanger, you’ll regret it - maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon - for the rest of your life.

Camille : What about us?

Kryten : We’ll always have Parrot’s.

Camille : Oh, Kryten.

Kryten : I’m no good at being noble, kid, but it’s pretty obvious that the problems of two blobs and an android don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy cosmos.

Hector Blob : Are you ready, Camille?

Camille : I’m ready. Goodbye, Kryton. God bless you.

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You had me at ‘cellar’.

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Getting more difficult.
We now have an Ex Dubai Saints/Bad Uncles on tour meet up being planned before the game at The Guide Dog. Eric is coming down from Oop North so am burning up lift favours really quickly.
Although

Where’s everyone going b4 the game?
Asking for a friend


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Guess we could come to the Guide Dog too - would be good to see Eric

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Seconded.

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As either you or @SO5-4BW has my ticket then I guess, if I make pre-match, I will need to go there as well.

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Could meet you outside the ground BBB

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Yeah, fuck off BTripz. We don’t want YOU there!

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:lou_wink_2:

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Yeah, fucking papparazzi bastard.

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Is The Guide Dog any good for food and teenagers 
 ? Might need to feed the lanky one first and pop by for a pint to say hello enroute to SMS ?

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Don’t know if anyone has noticed, but the trains are back to be fucked up on Sunday.

Nothing but buses between Basingstoke and Southampton.

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From Salisbury too ?