Is it too late to nominate TheMightyOstrich to the committee? Actually, fuck it. I am on the council now, I nominate TheMightyOstrich as my Joseph Goebbels.
I was accused of “squinnying” by CB Fry on TSW last year. I was a bit worried that is was a strange, obscure sexual practice but having looking it up apparently it is Portsmuff slang for moaning a lot, so not so bad!
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Soggy moaning?
How did I miss that?
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Must have been reounting a golfing tale to someone for 6 months I guess
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This forum was meeting up before it was formed. If you want a forum where people don’t do that, and mock those that do, fuck off over to TSW or the UI, @themightyostrich .
You’ll be well served over there.
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straight out of the mourinho book of man management
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Or a great fucking book club with no moaners 
Wow, you have Porno Mag Book Clubs now? Thought you had the internet for that
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OK, I will come but you have to fit into my schedule and I want expenses. These things start off in a curry house in a scouse backstreet and before you know it you are mowing Pap’s lawn.
Match days are not great tbh. My mum has moved to near the stadium and started insisting on going to games with me. I am not explaining to a woman of a certain age from Glasgow with very formed views of the world that I have to stop off to meet a committee I have joined with a load of men I met on the internet to discuss the unguesting of someone called Simon who pretends to be Indian. It is just not happening!
Away games esp London better.
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When are we meeting up to discuss our ‘strategy’? Shall I bring cake and lube?
Jesus fucking Christ get a grip. I’m not saying don’t meet up, I’m saying that making meeting up a prerequisite for joining your sex dungeon committee is (a) lame, (b) changing the terms of engagement because your worried ‘trouble makers’ might get voted in, and © out of order for those who want to be involved in a forum but don’t want to hold hands and back-slap the fuck out of the owner.
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I disagree. The whole point of having a council was to be able to make collective decision making. Do you know of any other council that has members that have never met each other?
Participate or don’t, but if you’re going to wilfully mischaracterise the intent or denigrate the concept, don’t expect me to take you too seriously on the issue.
If I did have a 2nd log in (as I indirectly accused of) it would be mightyostrich not fecking beavis.
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he has a point though. Why wasn’t this mentioned earlier? I didn’t ask to be nominated but have been but have no intention of attending meetings. Makes it all seem a bit silly. And I still don’t know the point of it.
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To clarify, are we a council or a committee? Need to know before I explain to the old lady where we are going to on match days. Are you able to give an example agenda?
If bear is travelling down from Birmingham, I think he should be given an example of the kind of thing we will be going over.
What kind of high office things would be on the agenda if we met this weekend for example?
On behalf of the myself and the other nominees we demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty.
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The only confirmed rule so far is that if you bunch of unreliable bastards are not going to take this seriously and vote in some idiots like me and bear and if holding the election open forever doesn’t change this, then we will keep changing the deal until they are not interested
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I’ll attend meetings if sexual gratification is on the table. In fact, if it is on the table I’ll come to meetings whether elected or not.
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Agenda note 1: Buy a reinforced table
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