Elections to the Sotonians Soviet

Isn’t squinnying a real word?

My little sis has been using it for years - mainly aimed at me tbf

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Take the L here Pap and move on.

Yup. Tends to be more of a Pompey thing, but the old man sometimes says it.

Ok the Metaxa induced hazed has just cleared long enough for me to focus on letters without throwing up. So who is winning?

To be fair, Tokes should be a shoe in after posting up the JWOW bird (probably his finest moment on the dark side), however he fluffed it. If you had posted the press up vid, it would have been game over.

Anyway, you do all realise that Pap is setting you lot up to be the fall guys when something on here pisses off the masses. “Not my fault guv, the bear made me do it”

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“It was those bastards in the tent!”

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do we really have to go for an inauguration ceremony at scouse curry house, and have pap & beltch kiss our ring, or is tokyos wind me up on this aspect?

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What’s Mike Osman got to do with this vote Bearsy?

Hopes of high office is the quote of the day. He wasn’t joking either. :grinning:

Quite seriously, we’d envisaged regularish real life meetings and didn’t perceive that as a problem because we regularly do them.

So only people that live locally and/or are in your circle of drinking friends are eligible to be on the committee? It’s an Internet forum not a neighbourhood watch!

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‘Neighbourhood watch’ - euphemism for ‘70s style neighbourly swinging parties’ if ever there was one… ‘keys in the bowl folks’ utters Pap on arrival

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Dare I ask what high office might really mean?

Coffee shop in a Tower Block in Amsterdam?

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That is one of my dreams. How the fuck did Pap know about that?

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pap wants opportunity to stand face to chest with his Soviet, look up their nose, and judge if they are Real People what can be Trust, or islamic cyber terrorists, or anti-corbyn splitters, or figments of his Imagination, or something Terrible like That.

It is quite natural, but I think he is kid himself. We could easily shave our lihyah, don corbyn badges, ingratiate ourselves into his society, and he would still have no idea what we’re Really Planning.

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In all seriousness, that does seem a bit ridiculous, and is likely to result in a very ‘narrow’ committee (i.e. Pap’s friends). Start a book group if you want pals to meet up with regularly, not an internet forum.

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I am suspecting it will be more like this…

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I don’t think I’d do any real damage tbh. I am running on a mandate of contributing vibes & atmosphere, coming up with stupid ideas & frm jobs for pap to do, and stirring up arguments.

Sure, I’ll say I’m gonna do Terrible things, but I can’t imagine I’d actually do them. I remember reading a book one time where a guy said he was gonna kill a duck unless he got his way, and everyone was angar at him except for one girl, and she said it was cos she knew he’d never actually do it. Why? he asked, and she is reply, “Because it wouldn’t be Funny.” That is how I feel about Things.

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Honestly @goatboy I am starting to get just a little bit worried about you!

You must have had to take a bucket load of viagra to hold that pose long enough for the bloke to sculpt it!!!