⚰ Death

:coffin: Death
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#1021

Just heard on Talkshyte that Alan Gilzean has snuffed it.

Legendary Spurs forward of the late 60’s and early 70’s. First as partner with Greavsie, then our own Martin Chivers. Scored plenty against us and was a superb header of the ball.


#1022

My Uncle Chris played alongside Cliff Huxford years ago. Speaks very highly of him as a quality player and a top bloke who wouldn’t stand any shit from anyone.


#1023

Ah that’s sad…I remember him well…a tough no-nonsense defensive mid-fielder and Saint’s captain.


#1024

To you…

MOD EDIT: you don’t need to press link to embed news stories., @Cobham-Saint, you Technofucktard. Just paste the link on a line on its own.


#1025

RIP Barry Chuckle. Forever in Purgatory. To me, to you.


#1026

Just as they hit the big time again with their prime time show on ch5.


#1027

I can picture the funeral already.


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#1029

If you thought…

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That was a penis in a glass, then there is something wrong with you.


#1030

The Chuckle Brothers discovered a couple of years ago that they had another brother.

So they found him and knocked on his door.

“Hello Timothy” said Barry

“It’s alright” said their brother “It’s Timmy to you”


#1031

Careful, @BTripz, @fatso is easily offended by jokes at Barry Chuckle’s expense - especially shit ones.

@Fatso, please look away now (and anyone else that is easily offended).


#1032

TBH @saintbletch, @Fatso is easily offended


#1033

Aretha Franklin and her amazing voice have left us.


#1034

#1035

Edit: wrong post soz


#1036

Soz, this is the one…


#1037

Kofi Annan has died aged 80


#1038

Common Sense,

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

  • Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
  • Why the early bird gets the worm;
  • Life isn’t always fair;
  • And maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death,
-by his parents, Truth and Trust,
-by his wife, Discretion,
-by his daughter, Responsibility,
-and by his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 5 stepbrothers;

  • I Know My Rights
  • I Want It Now
  • Someone Else Is To Blame
  • I’m A Victim
  • Pay me for Doing Nothing

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.


#1039

So you copied and pasted this from your facebook?


#1040

of course