Apparently only thirty people will be allowed at the funeral due to Covid restrictions, the Beckhams will be pissed off. Some heartwarming news though, Andrew has selflessly volunteered to give up his seat at the Abbey to stay back at the Palace to look after the kids.
I was forced to watch Fulham v Wolves
Well they don’t have to waste an invite on the Hewitts
Dying to hear how he did a 4 day expedition around the prison yard
Do yourself a favour and make that permanent. What a pile of shite facebook is. 
Lol 
AstraZeneca are praying the cause of death wasn’t a blood clot.
They won’t bother flying back, it’s only his step-grandfather.
You’re right it is mostly shitty adverts but its one of the very few tools I can use to keep in touch with my old man who hates change even less than I do. So getting him to something else is nigh on impossible.
Are they going to delay the funeral until all restrictions have been lifted so the masses can flood London with tears and the latest strain of covid for lockdown no 4 or 5?
In the interests of fairness, there is the alternative, but equivalent, Chief Scouts Award - which my two have done.
Which is fine if you don’t mind it being run by a pseudo right-wing paramilitary organisation…oh, wait, got confused…
Any news on a national bank holiday yet?
Some of the stuff in the media this morning is jaw dropping.
‘Britain united in grief’
‘A nation in mourning’
‘We’re all weeping with you Ma’am’
And plenty more in the same vein. The Daily Mail boasts a ‘Historic 144 page issue with Magical Souvenir Magazine’. 144 pages? I’ve read shorter novels.
If there loads of Union Jacks in it you will be like a pig in shit
Uhm… what about the countless former inmates now doing good things thanks to volunteers and support specialists on less than 30k a year… Sycophantic nonsense, sorry
Meanwhile.
This guy was such a legend in Poland
He is actually getting a State Funeral right at this moment, all televised & corona compliant
Fuck me…just wait for Liz to pop it, and we need to be united in grief wearing black for a year…
Absolutely no one I know, family, friends, neighbors, colleagues or social media acquaintances are displaying any sort of outpouring of grief over this, more an annoyance that pretty much all of the media had been hijacked…
You Commie pinko bastards.
Come the revolution you’ll be the 1st to the gallows.
Unfortunately I may not be joking…