Typical Mailā¦ fucktards - headline is opposite of the main article messageā¦ 
Wow, some posts on this thread
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āā¦ David Icke was right all alongā¦ā 
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Uh oh maybe there is an alternative theory, especially the Pangolin bit later in the article
Sorry it is the fail
OMG!
It WAS deliberately spread.
Check your Oyster Sauce bottles!
Typical Daily Fail journalism, putting 2 & 2 together to make 5ā¦
Revolting though.
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Conspiracy theory on WhatsApp 
Predicts a Covid 20 more severe than this one. Harsher lockdown, and government to offer to pay off all personal debts in return for no assets and toeing the Covid line.
Seems plausible 
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If weāre going to go tinfoil, can we at least ask cui bono and identify potential culprits for our collective calamity?
Letās have a poll.
In an alternate world just like ours except less legally actionable, which of the following potential moustache twirling villains might have dunnit?
- Bill Gates
- Jeff Bezos
- Jay off āJayās Virtual Pub Quizā
- Next generation console makers
- Donald Trump
- Hillary Clinton
- Captain Tom Moore
- Joe Biden
- Jeremy Cunt (Hunt)
- Adele
0 voters
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I see Adele and Jeff Bezos are early runners and riders.
I was dragged to see Adele by the missus and couldnāt really complain because we were at Glastonbury, it was already free to go and it was her 40th birthday. Not my cup of tea, but she utterly fucking charmed me and that is precisely why she is so dangerous.
Is life much different for Jeff Bezos right now? I mean, he was already fucking loaded before any of this started. If heās behind it, heās using the proceeds so he can buy the world and not have to pay tax anywhere.
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When you said Next Generation Console Makers my first thought was the LCARS panels from TNGā¦ am I sad?
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You are an āoutside the boxā thinker.
Just a sad one.
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The little wolf in me would like to yelp āyesā and EMBARRASS you, @BTripz.
The bigger wolf in me installed an LCARS theme on Enlightenment in Linux in the late 90s.
He ate the little wolf before the millennium was out.
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None of the above. This is the reply when I asked the bloke who posted it āwhat if you have no debt?āā¦
Probably left alone. Itās basically to keep the majority of the working class to obey or else.
Itās just an Internet thing going about, but makes you wonder why the government is deliberately causing economic breakdown.
One theory Iāve had all my life is that work is mostly there as a distraction, not necessarily because we need that much human labour, but it because it gives the plebs less time to overthrow governments and suchlike.
Donāt get me wrong. Some people need to go to work for it all to work, but increasingly, more people donāt. Computers. Automation. etc. Itās happening now and it would have happened faster, except jobs are good, mākay.
So tinfoil-me gently wonders if people are at least observing how revolt-free people are in these troubled times
Weāve certainly learned that one of my previous claims is true; we donāt need that much human labour. We know this because weāve had a lot less of it, for months, and weāre still here.
Next Bilderberg meeting? 
Yeah, theyāve all got Facebook and Netflix now and can be trusted not to go mental when theyāve fuck all to do, even when locked up in their houses.
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Iād put Shaggy on that list. Cunt protests too much.
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Surely Jeremy Corbyn is a shoo in.
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Who runs the Davos set?
Stephen J Moffatt or Russell T Davies.
They names will all sow go on see leest
Jeremy Cuntā¦just because.
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Thatās Davros, muggle