:covid_19: 😷 🏥 Corona Virus the thread for all your fears ❓

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1463

Fucksake :rage: :thinking: :smile:

1464

Because he won’t want to pick up the tab for suspending building work.
I see the tubes are busy this morning again.

1465

is it a Pharmacy or a grocery store if not they should be closed you’re fucked.

1466

No dramas, I’ll take that.

1467

Well, there was no smokey and the bandit/checkpoint Charlie action on the way to work this morning.

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No police to enforce it and they don’t even have the powers yet to enforce the law, Johnson is a clueless twat.
The tube is rammed this morning, all these essential self employed office workers…

1469

Oh, I love spot the difference games.

Is it that in the one above the government is liable for compensation and in the bottom one they aren’t?

Or is that in the top one the virus spread would slow, fewer people would die, the NHS stands a chance of coping and we wouldn’t achieve herd immunity, but in the one on the bottom it’s shit-sandwiches all round?

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1470

Stay classy Mike Ashley…

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1471

Ashley had now said they will shut.

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1472

Found on a mountain bike forum this morning. Wow

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That worked well - now a good chunk of those will be key workers, but even so

1475

Here you go boris you thick fuck. This is what you could have said:

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So why do we think Boris did not say that - any of that?

Cock-up?

Incompetence?

Part of a plan?

BTW Martin Lewis is a top bloke.

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1477

Because he is a libertarian, he also is out of his depth and a twat.
As day is night this was going to fail.

1478

Look, this is a national fucking crisis, Barry.

Can you for once stop being a total shitcunt and cease your fucking tiresome “I know best” act in a form aimed at other posters?

Or do you not have that personality in you?

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1479

I appreciate it’s a difficult time for the government, and communication is really difficult at this time, but when you get it wrong say so.

Michael Gove, don’t say “I wasn’t sufficiently clear, earlier”. You were crystal clear, you just got it completely wrong.

Michael Gove here clearing up his fuck-up…

And here he is making the fuck-up…

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You shouldn’t start a sentence with look.

1481

…unless you’re welsh.

1482

Aaaaargh.
I may not have thought this through.
I wish Boris was in charge here…

Due to high risk us & Mrs P_F’s BFF family & neighbour in between have been effectively self isolating for 10 days (barring village shop trips)
Today I realised how lucky you lot are.
No FAMILY only the self isolates can come together (within 2m)
So all morning I have had
Wife.
BFF.
BFF Mum
Mother-in-Law
Sister-in-Law
Neighbour

All jabbering away ALL FVCKING morning.

Aaaargh