:covid_19: đŸ˜· đŸ„ Corona Virus the thread for all your fears ❓

Yep, going to stop drinking in any 'spoons from now on


If they’d fork out to the self employed like they are to employees, we wouldn’t need to go out to work. So don’t tell me he’s on my fucking side.

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He is on your side, there’ll be a package and it will come out in due course, he won’t leave behind his core voters, you’re saying all non paye aren’t in work and its only self employed who’re in?
You’re wrong there in many apsects.

What are you blethering about? They’ve said that all employees will get 80% of their wages paid, where did I say the unemployed would?

Unemployed?

well after having a little bit of self isolation from the forum it seems everyone is doing self isolation these days. So I am back as I will have less to do these days.

What to add about Covid-19 eh?
I’m still having to go to work (though reduced days and can work at home). My partner doesn’t now need to go in at all. We are both key workers. We now have one desk, large screen and decent chair to share between us when I am at home.
If things get quiet in my team I may be asked to visit families. I once remember visiting a family where a kid had scarlet fever. They told me at the end of the visit. This will be worse as my partner has asthma and I don’t want to pass it on to him.
I did go to Sainsburys the Sunday before last and may never step foot into a supermarket again. Can you get PTSD from a shopping trip (I am sure many of you will confirm this if you’ve been clothes shopping with a partner lols).
I’ll probably end up with OCD washing my hands.
One of my friends mentioned the asymptomatic symptom on Saturday and she’s not yet replied to my check in text. She works in the NHS.
My Italian relatives are all in lock down in different parts of Italy and Switzerland.

One nice thing is people seem to be reconnecting more and calling each other.

Anyway keep safe all.

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Bindippers can carry on as normal then

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They’re out of stock.

Good to see you back.

x

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Gatherings of more than two people will be disbanded.

Andy Goram can’t leave the house at all.

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Anyone know anybody in Colchester?
Rumour it will head up the Army logistics effort to support Councils & the 1.5 million & lots of movements into the Barracks there of late

Yes it is a rumour but a positive one

A mate of mine flew to Florida on the Tuesday before the US shut down to Shengen.
He was there for a week.
Things changed, he contacted Lufthansa, not their problem call your tour operator.
Tour Operator, flight on Tuesday is OK dont panic.
Monday - email your flight is cancelled. It is rebboked for Thursday.
Cancelled
Pre-booked for Cancelled.
Email. Your holiday is now cancelled here is a voucher. Contact Lufthansa.
You are booked for Sunday.
Cancelled

We can get you back via Toronto today.
Cancelled.
Hotels ordered to close.
Embassy - contact Lufthansa.
Insurance - Coronavirus not covered
He is utterly fvcked

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One of my old colleagues just about got back from Mexico yesterday but she was meant to go via USA.
My sister is currently in Barbados. Her flight is tomorrow evening. Hopefully she will be back. She has savings and knows people over there if things don’t pan out.

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If you receive an E-Mail with the subject line " Ding Dong "

Don’t open it,

it’s the Jehovah’s working from home.

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Speaking of which, this is a wonderful time for the jehovah crowd.

They know you’re in.

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Care to reply to my remark?

https://twitter.com/YourRPR/status/1242213760359706627?s=20

Having seen the rest of the bullshit you’ve spouted, not particularly.

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That maybe so but I can not make head nor tail of what crap you wrote, paye are still going in or key workers are and so are self employed non essential workers in essence.
Letters are out this morning to key workers to state they are allowed out (not the letter to allow them access to schools and nursery), this is for the proper lockdown as this one will fail.

I do hope MOT test centres are open as my one runs out tomorrow.

Way to confuse the fuck out of everyone Boris.

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