:covid_19: 😷 🏥 Corona Virus the thread for all your fears ❓

Polish Government just “ordered” Polish hand sanitizer producers to deliver to them 2 million litres.
This will be distributed free to local markets.
Also ordered for distribution to Hospitals & nurseries.
So basically doing sensible stuff rather than vacillating & waiting for Dominic to tell them what to do.

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If you love Poland so much, why don’t you just fuck off and live there? :thinking: :rage: :rage:

Oh. :smile::smile::smile::smile:

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It is no laughing matter obviously, but it is entertaining watching different reactions- Trump telling people to get a Flu shot & charging $1000 to get tested. Boris hiding in the build up to full blown panic, & the locals basically telling everyone TO panic.
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Diary of a victim. Yeah I know it’s the fail, but damn

Headache, aching limbs, feel like death. And drinking shitloads of Chinese whiskey. Not suggesting there is a correlation here, but…

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Even before the corona virus outbreak, contractors that came in sick were never popular.

In most cases, they do it because they can’t afford to lose the money.

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Corona Beers stocks have fallen sharply.

The fucking stupidity of people.

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Ourviictim. Tested positive yesterday.
Today? He’s getting better…
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30% of Americans think that’s how you get it.

Listened to an American Football podcast this morning where the host was going off on “how stupid you have to be” to think like that.

I saw that, but that’s just a poll.

Polls is shit, yo.

Stock price is slightly more real.

First one here dead, sounds like they were elderly.

We are un-panicked.
We went to Lidl for a week’s shopping.
I bought the buy 2 get 30% discount Wine so enough.
Vodka bogof.
Mrs P_F got her normal cooked meats then put them back & swapped makes when she watched the lady putting 50% off stickers on different brands. Half of them now in Freezer.
So enough to self-isolate and about £7 more than usual weekly amount spent.
Simples.

Oh. Government advice. Due to shortage of hand sanitizer, carry a small bottle of the Polish Vodka Spyrytus (180% proof).
Far more effective and could kill the virus when ingested. IF you have been sneezed on
Hic :sunglasses:

Yep elderly with underlying medical problems.

Up to 115 cases confirmed. It’s a case of trying to slow it down now. No way the NHS will cope if there is a big jump in positive tests.

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It’s my penis and i will wash it as fast as i like! So there.

There’s a fine line between taking your time washing it and wanking. :thinking: