Hope you will tend to her in the same caring way as the Ayatollah is approaching her new nursing career
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Ah yep…a generous dose of abuse, three times a day. 
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And dry January can officially fuck off
I am having something to drink tonight before my sense of taste goes awol
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I’ve drunk more this month than I did in December.
Fuck the System.
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Taking mum to aged uncle’s funeral on Tuesday only to find out 3x members of care homes staff had tested positive for Covid that day 
Spent day with lots of older people and one who is immunosuppressed x2
Home recommending me and all contacts take LFTs for next 10 days x3
You can drink SKOL when the symptoms truly kick in. It won’t matter.
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Even could be time for green can Carlsberg.
Probably
Can you still buy Skol?
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I’ve never been able to buy it. I have some shame.
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Day 1: Negative
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If I still imbibed I’d be looking for Harp lager. 
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Think you can still get that in Eire
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Ah, that’s because they’re still in the EU.
Remain missed a trick there in the campaign… “a vote to stay is a vote for Harp!!!” 
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The Ayatollah delivered wine
Or at least half a bottle
In a Pyrex jug
Left at the bottom of the stairs
Covid is dehumanising
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Boy are you in the dog house.
Did you get a dirty chipped mug to drink it out of?
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Brewed by Guinness. Available in just about every bar in Ireland.
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Let’s move on to:
Hoffmeister
It went downhill from there….
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Straw. 
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