Do not computer share .
Possible Covid 19 infected HMI
Stay at home and self Isolate is written in the Bible.
Though shalt not Covid your neighbours wife.
Remember when we were told Venezuela had run out of toilet paper?
Now that it’s really happening here(unlike there) we need a brave young soul to call for someone to save us😂
Eldest is in London at the moment. The missus and I are trying to convince her to get out of Dodge before it’s all locked down.
Looking at some of those pictures, it looks like people have Grabbed whatever was in reach
There are going to be some interesting google searches
“Recipes for Branson pickle, Dover sole and kumquats”
Tube starting partial closures today, surely they can take a hint?
Were OK, just had our weekly delivery of Breakfast Bran Flakes…
You’ll be needing all that toilet roll then.
She’s on the 1pm train out today.
Her boyf is staying put.
How come there’s no soft toilet paper?
We had one guy come offshore with cold, sore throat, runny nose. He was immediately put into an Isolation cabin with the person he arrived with. We will be keeping him there under medical supervision until either his cold has gone, or he develops a temperature where he will then be sent back to the beach and Covid testing at the local hospital.
Michel Barnier has tested positive! Boris is getting Brexit done.
All cities will be locked down from 1700 tomorrow.
Isn’t it all a bit ott?
“A new epidemiological study (preprint) concludes that the mortality of Covid19 even in the Chinese city of Wuhan was only 0.04% to 0.12% and thus rather lower than that of seasonal flu, which has a mortality rate of about 0.1%.”
And where did that snippet come from?
Might as well joke about it if people are going to go along with the madness.
“this is not the time to be questioning anything the corporate media and the authorities tell us. This is a time to pull together, turn our minds off, and follow orders. OK, sure, normally, it’s good to be skeptical, but we’re in a goddamn global state of emergency! Idris Elba is infected for Chrissakes!”
So 5pm on a Friday 
From someone I know.