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Epic fail
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That’s me trying to find a position where my knee/foot/ankle dont all hurt at the same time!
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Love that! Kudos to Heineken.
Going to knick that
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They do some good videos. I loved the Daniel Craig one 
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Medical experts in London today were asked if it is time to ease the COVID lockdowns.
Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government lacked the nerve.
Obstetricians felt certain everyone was labouring under a misconception, while Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
Many Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while Paediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!”
Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands off the whole thing and pharmacists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow.
Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would “put a whole new face on the matter.”
Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists were pissed off by the whole idea.
Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, and Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists/Colorectal Surgeons won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a**holes in politics.
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Had the jab this morning now feel like shit
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Drink your way through it.
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I have been trying that and just thrown up what I have drunk and eaten since lunchtime.
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But it was always going to happen on 10 pints and a pasty… 
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Keep trying man.
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When did Sotonians turn into Facebook? FFS 
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Ribs, chips & Old Speckled Hen up here in Essex.
Fine dining be damned
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Being as patriotic as hell. Fish and chips tonight. Roast beef with Yorkshires tomorrow. English beer.
If that doesn’t do it, nothing will.
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Pasta tomorrow? 
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Unlike our bunch of incompetents to sow confusion…
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Anyone else look at the final last night and just think “super-spreading event”?
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