:covid_19: 😷 🏥 Corona Virus the thread for all your fears ❓

Oh shit.
Rumours in village that one of our contacts is on a ventilator.
I was with her for 15 mins last Tuesday.
:scream::scream::scream::scream::scream:

I am sat in my quarantine hotel watching netflix and the phone rings with an unkown number. The caller knows my name and requests the last 4 digits of my passort and location saying he is from the Stay Home Quarantine police. Then could I open the video and show him the room I was in.

I think I passed and managed to keep my body out of the video.

Who gets dressed during quarantine

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Lol - I had heard that they do that -can yo imagine the privacy uproar if we did that in the UK

Looks like the covid certification wont make it through parliament either - clever to give the MPs a vote - if it goes through the govt have what they wanted. if it doesn’t then the govt can blame labour and the Tory awkward squad for killing it and any delays / issues that subsequently arise from the mass attendance events

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Had my 2nd shot today

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Vaccine reaction update.
Screaming headache. Room is too bright, mouth feels like sandpaper & no sense of taste.

Really shouldn’t have had that Vodka after the 3rd bottle of wine last night ffs

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It’s all gone a bit quiet on this thread, I can’t think why!
So I was supposed to hate the EU last week and sneer at them for raising concerns about the AZ vaccine. It was like they’d insulted our mothers. And what about Canada, why weren’t the Daily Mail and the rest of them telling me to hate Canada and sneer at them for raising similar concerns? It’s all very confusing.
I see the Daily Mail and Express have dropped the term Oxford/AstraZenica and are now just referring it as Astra Zenica, that didn’t take long. It was all ‘Oxford this, and Oxford that’ when they were sticking it to the EU, and it was all made up nonsense by bitter foreigners jealous of our world beating performance, now the UK is doing exactly the same, acknowledging the risk is small but real, and as a result there should be an adjustment in who gets the AZ vaccine. Who knew the EU’s Covid policy and actions weren’t motivated by anti-British hatred? Give it a couple of weeks and it will be the Swedish vaccine, and all AstraZenica’s research team were mostly foreigners, mainly from the EU!
Just to be clear, i have no problem with the advice given today, and would have had no problem at all with getting the AZ vaccine, (although I had the Pfizer). But I do have a problem with the stream of bullshit on AZ from Johnson’s regime and his allies in the media in recent weeks, and from his assorted useful idiots generally. And typically, when it’s time to address the small risks posed by the AZ vaccine, not to mention the volatile situation in Ulster with riots every night, Johnson was nowhere to be seen. He went on a 400 mile round trip to Cornwall for a photo opportunity of him eating an ice cream, on one of the coldest days of the year. They are taking the piss!

A man in a suit holds an ice cream in one hand and makes a thumbs-up gesture with the other

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A Microchip you say?
Notifies if you have Covid you say?
Developed by The Pentagon?
Where do we sign up?
:man_facepalming::man_facepalming:

Next covid test booked for Thursday morning hopefully out of solitary by Thursday evening.

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The papers are full of pictures of goons desperate to have a drink at the pub - my first thought is why 9am, my second is lager??? Lager??? You rushed down the pub early doors to have a pint of lager??

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meanwhile outside JD sports

That report is 12 days late. :lou_eyes_to_sky:

Went to get my haircut (under orders from Mrs Waylander). Queue of 10 people outside the barbers. Therefore still looking shaggy

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A huge queue snaked outside Primark in Portsmouth

Why am I not surprised that the cheap feckers want to go to Primark??

Gotta look the best for Lockdown 4 innit

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No queue outside Waterstones though, fucking philistines.

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You assume they can read…

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I understand that people want to go to the pub but this is sad…