So my brother-in-law has had a notification on his NHS covid app that he needs to self isolate for 48 hours as heās been in contact with someone who has tested positiveā¦so whatās the first thing he does??
Walks up the road to get a paper from the paper shop!!!
But, oh, itās alright, he wrapped up tight!! 
What part of āself isolateā does he not understand??
Perhaps he misheard and thought he had to self insulate?
By the sounds of it, both parts. 
Lol - it could have been worse - Yodel could have got it
a required -ve covid test result for incoming travellers to be announced, currently they have to take a test after they land (wonder how many do)ā¦
Better late than never I guess.
Hancock: āNo evidence teachers at higher risk of Covidā.
Johnson: āSchools are safeā.
That deserves an ORLY tbh.
Wasnāt the Hancock comment when compared to other key workers?
Not really surprised that teachers have a higher rate - they are in contact with more people ergo a greater risk
If anything I would have thought their chances would be higher the 3x
Feck me, Iām a Key Worker now, clap for me you plebs, clap
āThe government guidance has confirmed that teaching and support staff involved in the delivery of higher education are considered critical workers, vital to the continuation of education, and therefore whether higher education staff are working on campus or working from home, their children can attend school for face-to-face teaching.ā
UK up to 1.3m doses
1 in 4 over 80s done
232 new cases in Malopolska today (our State, popn. 2mil)
Iām in group 3 for the jab here!
And boom. Ā£50k fine and the backlash looks like it will be career ending for the ācelebritiesā
This made me smile when i saw it earlier.
Nail salons closed.
Lash salons closed.
Hair salons closed.
Tanning salons closed.
Waxing salons closed.
Itās about to get ugly out there lads, stay safe.
