And itās mutated alreadyā¦
BTW has everything we develop or run got to be world class, or is this a hang over from āCummings speakā
This is not the first mutation, there have been several already. https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-020-02544-6
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Oh, I misread that as the new variant is called Hancock 
Quite apt though
It was bound to have its half hour.
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Very good.
Thatāll baffle the young nippers on hereā¦
Who am I kidding, there arenāt any 
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Butā¦ What about the darts?
Yeah I read that this morning. āSorry I am in starbucksā riddled with covid but sorry need to get my skinny latte.
There is a house near here. Who have had people coming and going the whole time since March. Weāve been to our parents houses once in the summer and sat in their gardens. Iāve not see my sister since March.
I donāt think I should be going into work but itās hard to argue that.
Iāve pretty much stuck to the rules at which ever rules there are at the time.
Iām a bit pissed off with those people in that article.
Into tier 3 here on Wednesday but I doubt there will be that much change as there was feck all change in last ālockdownā.
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full of the joys.
I think thereās also a new variant called the Cronyvirus, thatās the one where you can contagiously spread money to your mates.
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that one has been around for centuries
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Waste of money for them to take legal action. My borough is in there.
One of my managers has had to stay home 2 times 14 days as kids in her daughters school have tested positive in the last 6 weeks. Another colleague came in for the first time since March and left 10 mins later as a kids in her sonās school had tested positive. Another colleague cannot come in for 2 weeks because her daughterās kids school also has positive cases.
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I risk breaking the rules in January (if London remains in tier 3) as I will be technically travelling to tier 2. Its quite important though - I am moving house, out of Covid-riddled London.
See ya!
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That area may be in tier 3 by then. Fingers crossed itās not 
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Ha Ha just you wait, no pubs, no restaurants, no coffee shops, fuck all, I am loving it as it will save lives and also force selfish cunts to stay the fuck in, We were told to and did, now its your turn.
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Of course all the private schools finished at the end of last week.
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Are you looking for a punch up the bracket?
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How many years since youāve been a nipper then boy?
As would be said by my nonagenarian aunt and uncleā¦
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I first happened upon a BBC cassette set of Hancocks Half Hour about 30 years ago, in a filling station just outside Wilton. It was titled the Scandal Magazine, and I bought it because Iād just heard a documentary about Confidential.
Ever since that fateful day, if pressed to pick an all-time favourite comedian I would have to name Anthony Aloysius St-John Hancock. The perfect performer for Galton and Simpsonās razor sharp scripts, I still listen to them now.
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Woke up with a fever and a cough (which were the 2 symptoms I didnāt have when I had Covid in November) - ordered a precautionary test but this has the potential to properly fuck Christmas.
Really really hoping itās just the flu I invariably get when I stop work every year
Im still a nipper, mush. According to my old man.
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