Bit public, Iād have thought.
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Nope. Thatās a category on PornHub.
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I reckon quite a few of us identify with that big fella. Problem is I canāt fit in 4-5 months of hibernation to lose a third of my body weight, moreās the pity 
Bojo not the only one making life difficult.
So THATāS what you were doing in the legendary Pap toiletry mishap.
I bet it worked. 
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is that where the term āpap smearā comes from? 
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No thatās from women.
Sorry I meant people with cervixes 
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Donāt you just think this story should be more about āfirst year leavers from mummy are woefully unprepared to feed themselvesā ?
Nah, theyāre probably being given a load of shit.
ā¦and thatās just in the lectures.
Boom boom 
We have joined the list of āwe know people who caught Covidā
Mrs P_Fās BFF back in the sandpit & her hubby caught it 2 weeks ago.
They were both really sick but not hospitalized.
With 2 kids they had a really tough time but are now waiting for their 3rd consecutive negative test so they can return to work
Apparently if you are caught the virus āmakes you act out of characterā
Iāll save that for later use 
Iād have been more convinced if sheād sat naked in the carriage all the way homeā¦unless of course thatās what she normally does. 
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No she acted out of self interest because she had her little time in the spotlight to speak in the commons (Ironically to thank the NHS)
I would suggest the daft bint was acting entirely in character
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