You should give them a certificate to take home 
I’ve got a “fuck off coppers I’m a keyworker” letter
I bet the Tories are regretting their decision to make metropolitan mayors now.
With my cynical head on, it was a ploy to be able to blame local politicians for central failure.
I also know for a fact that the only reason Liverpool went this route is that if hadn’t, it would be unable to perform services it was legally required to do.
Now, these authorities, that were given a lot of control over local business rates, are no longer getting local business rate cash.
I don’t blame them for this latest move.
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Does everything Dildo Harding touches go to rat shit?
BBC News - Coronavirus: Another 1,600 Newcastle students test positive
Utter madness to open universities. Public health sacrificed for rent and fees.
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I came to the conclusion weeks ago that that they really don’t care, they are openly trolling us all, taking the piss. If anyone is still in two minds as to the contempt in which this lot hold us take a look at this.
Suggestions for one guy are, Lock Keeper, Cinema Projectionist or Airline Pilot.
Another guy with 22 years teaching experience was told, Lollipop Man.
Kate Devllin, a lecturer at Kings College had the suggestions, Boxer or DJ.
I took the assessment, apparently i could be,A Horse Groomer, Food Scientist or a Cinema Projectionist. Fuck off!
Here is the link for anyone who wants to be assessed, although to be fair this probably deserves a thread all of it’s own, perhaps one of the Mods could do the honours. It would be great to see what my fellow Sotonians could be doing in a years time! I would be particularly interested in the career suggestions for Bazza!
https://beta.nationalcareers.service.gov.uk/
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Stand-up comedian, English language teacher or cheerleader I would think.
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Cellar technician, cosmetic surgeon, upholsterer. lol.
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
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I think @Barry-Sanchez would be perfect for any line of work which involves a sharp intake of breath and gullible right wing customers.
e.g.
Ooh. The left wing of your car looks far out. We’ll need to put it through the Trumpinator to sort it out. That’ll be £500.
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Engineering and Maintenance (which is, in a sense, precisely what I do.)
Or Environment and Land. 
Actor, copy editor or commissioning editor.
I’ll stick to programming thanks.
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Holy crap:
What you told us
Your answers show that:
- you are sociable and find it easy to understand people
- you enjoy helping and listening to other people
- you like to lead other people and are good at taking control of situations
- you are motivated, set yourself personal goals and are comfortable competing with other people
The following job categories are based on the answers you have given.
Job roles that might suit you
Teaching and education
Ffs- a pile of shite. Me, a teacher???
The max salary is a joke 
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I have the same results as @pap & @Cobham-Saint plus I could be a carpet fitter but none of these will happen as am not getting out of bed for the expected salarys. Even if they lumped them all together
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Someone got paid to make this up. Fucking shite as like everything coming out of Johnson’s cabal 
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This starts off with typical media reporting, but actually ends with some useful stuff.
DM me if you have any questions after reading the article. Seriously. It’s what I do. No hippy dippy shit, honest.
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Museum Assistant or Health Trainer.
What happens when museums close again?
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Cake Decorator - what the actual fuck???
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I think that is for the good ones 
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