Well, Scotland doesn’t really matter, does it. They need to be campaigning where the important decisions are made. 
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Yep a little mouthwash and gargle every day should see Covid beating a hasty retreat.
“Try it, what have you got to lose”
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I guess they didn’t post it to him
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I have my first flight out of Labuan since March booked for Sunday lunchtime and the bastards booked me economy.
Actually not looking forward to it with all the extra checks and info logging that means I have to have the tracking device on the phone enabled then they decided after four days in KL I can come back to Labuan for another 2 weeks quarantine before going back to work.
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He could make a cocktail with it. A “Sex on the bleach.” 
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Just been to town. Quiet. Had a little look about. People were social distancing, doing all the right stuff.
I was taking my mask off and on as I entered shops, but after finding a configuration that did not steam the glasses up, just left it on.
Also chatted with the medics at the hospital. They’ve been told to gear up, and they’re not happy. In complete agreement with me over the schools and restaurants thing.
Village Priest just tested positive.
All the women in the house went to Mass on Monday - special name day service
Shit shit shit
Thank fook I got some Vitamin D supplements at Lidl just now
And Vodka obviously
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Did you buy bleach?
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Best they test the Altar Boys first then…
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Sounds like a cult
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Think you spelt “cult” incorrectly…
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Yeah seeing as primary school teacher just tested +very as well.
Aw krap
Look, I’m not buying it unless it’s marketed by a septuagenarian sea captain inexplicably sailing around with a load of young kids.
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Can you get covid from being rear ended then?
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Hot sweaty priest breathing down your neck whilst he reaches around…I should imagine so…
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Who would have thunk it??
News from the English city of Newcastle now, where some 770 students at Northumbria University have tested positive for Covid-19.
A spokesperson for the university said 78 of the affected students were showing symptoms.
“These students are all now self-isolating. Their flatmates and any close contacts are also self-isolating for 14 days in line with government guidance and have been advised to book a test as soon as possible should symptoms appear,” the university said.
Students across the UK are self-isolating after several outbreaks of coronavirus hit university communities.
Herd immunity by stealth?
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An unusually graphic and detailed response Bob 
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