The positive is that weāll hopefully get to see more games on the telly box
Apparently 62% of workforce are back to work - wondered how they could know that so checked the ONS website and read:
ā Early experimental data on the impact of the coronavirus (COVID-19) on the UK economy and society. These faster indicators are created using rapid response surveys, novel data sources and experimental methodsā
I read that as ā Weāre making stuff up but making it sound really complicatedā
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Well, I did an antibody test last night. Negative for both types, Iām not sure whether to be elated or disappointed 
Pissed off - if you had it and didnāt notice that is a result
I got in on those Superdrug ones early doors and cursed for a full half an hour when it can back negative
I see Johnsonās address to the nation on the BBC at 8 pm is followed by Would I Lie To You?
Very appropriate.
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From BBC Sport. Ooops.
Posted at 19:5219:52
BREAKINGMoyes tests positive for Covid-19
West Ham 0-0 Hull
West Ham United
West Ham have just released a statement saying manager David Moyes is one of three people to test positive for Covid-19.
Defender Issa Diop and midfielder Josh Cullen were the other two who returned positive tests and were withdrawn from this game around 45 minutes before kick-off.
West Ham said: "The clubās medical team were informed of the test results as the team were at London Stadium preparing for this eveningās Carabao Cup third round tie against Hull City.
"The manager and both players immediately left the stadium and have returned home.
āAll three, who are asymptomatic, will now follow Public Health England and Premier League guidelines and protocols.ā
Feels like March all over again.
For fuckās sake do it properly. Say āmustā. Stop saying āshouldā.
Too many cunt firms are making more people ill by this wooliness.
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I tend to almost totally tune-out when the idiot is prattling on and on and on, but did I hear him say heād get more police on the streets backed up by the army? 
Oooo whoppee more people to throw bottles at on our Sotonians pub crawl 6 to 10 of course. 
Didnāt watch it. Not listening to that cunt.
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You didnāt miss much, it was extremely underwhelming. Just Johnson doing his poundshop Churchill impression. āAll I can offer you is blood, toil, tears and bullshitā.
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It is a fucking ball ache, business wise. Things were beginning to look promising again
Turns out That light at the end of the tunnel was just some cunt with a torch and a barrow load of more shit
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If everyone had common sense, I would be redundant. I have made a career out of it.
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