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Darwinism at work.

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Only if it does for him

Otherwise the mad fucker can still pollute the gene pool

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According to the story he was at an Independence Day piss up on 4th July with the US ambassador, several cabinet ministers and his son, who is Steve Bannon’s representative in South America. Old Darwin would have been spoiled for choice!

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He was too embarrassed to mention that he’d taken several viagra before he started coughing.

It was the same in my local, the younger generation appeared unable to maintain any social distance after sinking a few?

Well this weekend sees Lady Slowlane adding another 12 months to her age count, although of course as “a Lady of a certain age” adding those 12 months to the count is purely optional.

On Sunday we have made a reservation at a local hostilerary and as befitting the special day I’ve instructed our Ostler Chambers, (he’s a man of many parts) to prepare Dobbin and Prancer and the Shooting Brake to take us there. We will of course be wearing masks throughout our stay and the staff have assured us our table will be cordoned off and the massed throng held at a safe distance should we need to remove the masks to consume lunch.

This is Dobbin and Pancer taking us to a gathering at an earlier pre-Covin time…

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Those horses are pulling a coffin. Explain that.

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Just a little side line donchknow…didn’t want to furlough Chambers at a time of financial constraint.

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They needed something to sit on.

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As a former Health Secretary you’d hope he wouldn’t wear it inside out. Twat.

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Mental

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Meh.
It’s the heart of Abu Dhabis leisure district & major city expansion property development.
If I’ve played golf, drunk beers & seen The Rolling Stones there it’s just a fusion of SMS/Ageas Bowl with a rollercoaster

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:scream::sob::sob::sob::flushed::rage::face_with_symbols_over_mouth:


“A Covid party is a gathering held by somebody diagnosed with Coronavirus to see if the virus is real and to see if anyone gets infected”.
There are no words! Old Charlie Darwin doesn’t even have to break sweat in Trump Land.
Serves the stupid fucker right.
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Despite Gove saying we don’t need masks just two days ago, we now seem to have a govt leak (again) at 10.30pm to say we do

EDIT: Gove made his comments yesterday, not two days ago

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To be fair, he said he thought we could rely on the public to use common sense.

I went to a supermarket today, after the news this morning and about 50% of staff had masks on and about 30% of customers. A reminder that the beach mentality is alive and well

Also to be fair … the rule is from next week ! The great British public will ride it out to the last minute. Have you seen the #bollockstoyouimnotwearingamask shite on social media ? Beggars belief.

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