Fake news.
Masks are IN! 
Does that say “insane” or “mundane”?
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing watching it…
I’m sure they’ll be some covid themed fetishes that will develop…
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Phwoar 
Thanks Scotty x
Whatever…everyone likes watching car crashes as long as the participants come out alive.
They’d start with the bird saying “is it me or is it hot in here?” 
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So the latest theory behind the new outbreak in Australia is that the security guards were shagging the residents at the quarantine hotel
Normally, I wouldn’t believe that. But given that it’s Australia… 
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Cue traditional Aussie joke:
“Fancy a shag Sheila?”
“Not until now you smooth talkin’ bastard”
…I’ll get me coat.
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Australian foreplay…
“brace yourself Sheila…”
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I am reading that there has been no daily data released today, new cases, number of new deaths etc. Hmm, i wonder why that could be. I would imagine if it was good news it would have been shouted from the rooftops. Could it be that the numbers are not looking too good, just 48 hours before Johnson’s much heralded call for everyone to go out to the pubs on Shitfaced Saturday? Surely not!
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Record up here is much better than down south…
Yesterday:
576 new cases 89 deaths 250k test
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That’s appalling news for the mask manufacturers. 