Well it was jolly hot.
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Tell you whatâŠtomorrow even hotter, where shall we go? 
Question is, why are folks not âat workâ - I mean if you are happy being this close to total strangers with no tracing app, why could being at work with folks you at least know be any worse?
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âStunk the office out with a particularly heinous crapâ
Proud of you lad.
My moneyâs on the load of Guiness and the prawn jalfrezi.
I could be wrong of course, i sometimes am!
Donât ask me. I was working.
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Donât get me wrong, no one should be forced to work if its still unsafe, but Its a fair question given the relative riskâŠ
Iâd be worried if I was a Bournemoth Beach Life Guard.
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I donât think any life guards are on dutyâŠ
The letter from Matt Handcockup dropped through my letter box this morning, i am classed as highly vulnerable because of medical history, wet pleurisy etc which has left my lungs in less than pristine condition. The letter was amusing to be honest, it appeared to be aimed at a retarded ten year old, telling me to stay home until 4th July, then apparently i can go outside. Itâs all bollocks. The bottom line is this. For people in my position, we have to look after No1, take responsibility for ourselves. Weigh up the situation, accept that this cunting virus is still out there and act accordingly. Ignore the lies from Johnson and his government of none of the talents, who have their own agenda.
I totally get that the country couldnât carry on in lockdown for ever, like the rest of the world the economy has to open up for the sake of the future generations. It is their turn now, i absolutely get that. It is just so sad that this country, at this time in our history is in the hands of the last people who you would want running the show. A government led by a Prime Minister who is a proven pathological liar, in the pocket of fabulously wealthy foreign oligarchâs, (whereâs the Russian report?), a government who are mired in sleaze, reminiscent of the last days of John Majorâs government, the Housing Secretary desperately trying to distance himself from a bung received from the owner of the Daily Express, he insisted that a planning decision for a 1 billion quid property development should be rushed through so the DE owner, Richard Desmond, a generous donor to the Tory party could reduce costs by 45 million. Now it emerges that Johnson is refusing to deny that he met Desmond and discussed his development. Then today it emerges that Matt Hancock tried to block a plan to build 400 homes, a third of which would be affordable low cost homes for first time buyers, and a primary school in his Newmarket constituency because it would âdamage the horse racing industryâ. These people from the horse racing industry, Tattersalls, various posh racing trainers gave Hancock tens of thousands of pounds in âdonationsâ towards his office and election campaign expenses. And on and on and on. Baroness Dido Harding, who landed the gig to run the much derided and totally useless test and trace system for corona virus with a nice fat salary is the wife of a Tory MP, great friends with Hancock, on the board of the Jockey Club in Newmarket. Some scoundrels are saying she has a financial interest in Cheltenham Racecourse, who went ahead and crammed 250,000 people in to the festival, against all scientific advice, two weeks after the rest of Europe had locked down. Surely not!
And on and on and on.
Lions led by retarded and corrupt donkeys.
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to be fair - they do have to aim at the lowest common denominator
They can hardly say âDont send Nortarf that lettrr, heâs far too intelligent - send him the one without the picturesâ
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Lady Slowlane got her letter 3 weeks ahead of @Nottarf-Krap (80 days in the Lockdown) and caused much mirth in the household. My good Lady says sheâs coming out of lockdown next May, current situation allowing.
Youâll save a fortune then. 
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Scroll down to the video of your average american - they are doomed.
âand they want to throw Godâs wonderful breathing system out the doorâ
WTF - they are barking
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Just watched it. Unbelievable. Stark raving lunatics.
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Such passion, such conviction, such stupidity.
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They used to say âignorance is blissâ⊠i suggest that âIgnorance is fucking dangerousâ - maybe the smart yanks just stay at home and let the stupid âDarwin awardâ themselvesâŠ?
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Well considering diabetes and covid are not great bed fellows, there ainât going to be many of them left
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itâs utter fucking chaos around here, the last 3 months have evaporated whatever common sense people had leftâŠ
fucking hell - they are considering a dispersal notice - seriously though how can sitting on that beach be enjoyable?
Especially around all those fucking idiots.