:covid_19: 😷 🏥 Corona Virus the thread for all your fears ❓

That is the 2nd prize. 2 weeks in isolation with you.

:sunglasses:

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The leagues will have to finish, the EPL will lose millions ha ha and so will our bellend owner.

tbh don’t give a shit about EPL clubs.
It’s clubs like Accrington Stanley who are well run I fear for

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Exactly thats what I said.

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US to ban all flights from (Schengen) Europe for 30 days.

Even Forrest Gump couldn’t outpace it.

Plus a ban for those who has been to a Schengen country in the last 14 days

Wash yer hands yer dirty Southerners before you step on to Carrotland …

Except US citizens. That’s OK then, it will definitely work

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At 7:15 this morning, our local A + E ran out of their final stocks of alcoholic hand sanitiser.

When I finished drinking it, as usual.

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Yeah sure does it for me too…

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Why the fuck aren’t games cancelled? Its pure capital over safety, people can not be trusted as they’re selfish cunts but that’s no excuses from the powers that be.

There’s nothing stopping you from remaining in the safety of your own home baz, if you’re that convinced of the implacable threat of death hovering over us like a kettle of vultures.

Oh so now as its football its ok for 1000’s of people to mingle yet everything else is we have to keep contact to a minimum?
Pure hypocrisy.

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Well, that escalated quickly. Lidl this morning

Dentist cancelled me.
Ffs.
The food bank is an annual end of Lent thing at the local Convent. Annual tradition. They all looked like Jenny in call the midwife…

Did you stockpile ahead of Y2K, baz?

No as it was a supposed computer issue and that time was in Bondi pissing it up so if the World came to an end at least I had the Cock and Bull (rip) and the Bondi Hotel.