:covid_19: 😷 🏥 Corona Virus the thread for all your fears ❓

“The only reason that we are doing better is that we were even more vigilant,” he said.

“We took seriously the news of an epidemic starting in China. We didn’t shrug our shoulders and say, 'this is not going to be anything remarkable.’”

Stefánsson expects the company to test at least 50,000 people – around 13% of the population – before the virus has run its course.

“It is extraordinarily important to know what the distribution in the society in general is because when you’re designing measures to contain the virus,” health officials need to know if the virus is running rampant through the community or circulating among clusters, he said.

Lessons to learn right there.

For a start, Iceland starting testing before they had a single confirmed case.

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It helps having a population the size of Coventry as well

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#prayforBranson

Richard Branson offers Caribbean island as collateral for bailout

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Plus they probably attended the science meetings.
And listened.

Interesting - I have just got off a call with a client who has been testing employees

He reckons of those that tested positive 80% were shocked that they had, as they were asymtomatic or it was so mild not to be noticeable

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didnt he buy that for a couple of hundred grand

$180k from what I could find, back in 1978.

I see he got stuck into the Beckhams this morning. Victoria wants to furlough 30 of her staff and expects the taxpayer to pick up the bill, even though between them they are worth hundreds of millions. Surely this scheme is designed for smaller businesses with modest turnovers who would be struggling to pay staff, not for entitled greedy multi millionaires to cash in. These cunts are in the tabloids all the time, boasting about their latest mansion, pictures recently of them enjoying a 1,500 dollar bottle of wine with their lunch, bragging that they spunked 100 grand on a birthday party for their workshy wastrel eldest brat. They should be told to GTF.

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I have just submitted our furlough claim for this month, and having dreaded what manner of unintelligible shite I was going to be faced with, I have to say it was a dream to use

So for the first time in my career I am going to say “Good job HMRC”

Now don’t fuck it up and make sure you pay on time

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Don’t agree.

I think we pay their staff the furlough, but first we deduct the use of the HMRC image rights - 99% of their furlough claim should cover it.

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Am I right in thinking that an employer has no obligation to keep the job open past furlough?

I don’t think so - you can still make someone redundant at anytime.

Holy shit.
This is gonna cause some pain in the sandpit

Then I can see a lot of businesses using this to ship their dead wood.

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Now below $1

Can someone tell me what the fuck this means?

How much can I buy Dubai for?

About 12 quid.

Yeah, just the small matter of the debt of x zillion dollars in Bonds they owe that comes with it.

Might mess the barcode deal up though

Just in - Breaking News.
NUFC have just bought Saudi Arabia

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