Gosports finest, they should be proudā¦
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Theyāve calmed down a lot since Bletch prowled those dirty streets. That store wouldāve been ablaze and the staff eaten.
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Well darn it, on to plan B. The breeder is allowed to deliver so I will just get my pup that way.
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That me maās local Asda.
Anyone that has seen me after a shit-ton of beer* will recognise the patois I adopt being used by those compatriots of mine.
Itās how weāre brung up down that way.
What would be great though is for someone that has Facebook to post the denouement of that story.
The dad of one of the lads marched him to Asda and forced him to apologise to the staff.
He also posted an eloquent and fullsome apology and distanced himself from his sonās behaviour - saying that he hadnāt been brought up to behave that way.
Fucking class.
Itās how weāre brung up down that way.
* 1 shit-ton is equivalent to 0.5 fuck-tons which is about a thimble full in old money.
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Iād actually like to see/know about the build up. How do we know that the lady being āthreatenedā wasnāt the instigator? If you watch she is pulled back by one of her friends at one point. She could easily have done something to provoke the poor lads into these defensive actions. Did she have a weapon? It is not clear from the footage
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Fatso - asking questions on Sotonians that nobody else does to find answers nobody else wants since 2015.
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Ok, youāll need to make sure your inoculations are up-to-date and youāll have to dodge the Pompey stories, but hereās the apology story.
Well Iāve done some digging and found out that the woman in the video has a track record of this sort of thing. Apparently she provokes people, usually young men, by calling their mothers āwhoresā and then gets one of her friends to film the aftermath. Not sure if itās true but some of the footage has been shown on Youāve Been Framed in the past. This woman is scum.
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Thatās my sister.
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Old Gosport, Ahh the memories that an Asda supermarket carpark can evoke.
My sister lives about 500m in the direction the camera is facing. When sheās on the beer she makes me look like a vicar (not in a tutu).
I lived, and mum still does, about 1km from there and my mate Gary fractured his skull falling off a skateboard in Asdaās car park.
And regular readers may remember my stories of Kim that I used to date at school (the Our Tune thread was one of our finest). Well, she lived about 100m directly opposite the entrance where the fracas is taking place. I spent a lot of time in that carpark thinking about undoing bra straps (no, not my own, @tigger).
@Rallyboy has committed to creating a film / music video of my several trysts with Kim across the ages. So one will definitely be set in Asdaās car park but not the x-rated one which be set in The Jolly Roger pub.
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And your wife
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I saw the subsequent video, but couldnāt upload it. To quote the whatsapp group I plucked it from, āFair play to the dad. Let himself down slightly by not giving the kid a slap.ā Followed by āProbably bummed him when they got home.ā Then āRecon he only did it to save himself a load of shit in the long runš¤·āāā
Back later with further updates, ithangew.
I heard she was packinā a couple of 45s. 
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Piers Morgan has been hacked.
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I think she might be the ugliest pretty lady Iāve ever clapped eyes on.
Care workers crying out for PPE and Hancock announces he is going to give them a badge! FFS! Does he think heās hosting Blue Peter? A fucking badge!
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Amazing stat. Amazing what it actually takes.
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Four of those were classified as unintentional discharges, one took place between adults on a high school football field over the weekend and two occurred on college campuses but involved no students.
āunintentional dischargesāā¦ fnarr, fnarr 