Hey come on guys. Letās all cool it yeah? I donāt want to have to close this thread for a couple of hours.
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If you donāt like it you can always fuck off somewhere else.
Youāre here because of someoneās pity. I didnāt sign it off.
Right thatās it. Thread closed for two hours
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Or we could not piss our pants and just let nature take its course.
ā¦while you have lunch? 
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74 further deaths in Scotland - doesnāt bode well for the figures to be released later. Are we likely to see our first 1000 death days over the weekend (once the deaths have been amortised over Saturday and Sunday)?
Iām not actually sure @Fatso is a mod.
But he might be. Sotonians and Discourse in particular work in mysterious ways.
Iād better watch my step regardless.
Christ, we canāt be far off Liz Truss getting the keys to No.10. That will truly be the end.
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Even India hates you for hating felines :-
Indiaās High Court seeks to prevent āCATastropheā
A man in the Indian state of Kerala has had a decision that prevented him travelling to buy food for his pet cats overturned by the courts.
India is currently under a strict lockdown because of coronavirus and the manās initial request to travel to buy the biscuits was rejected.
He appeared before Kerala High Court via video conferencing and said that, as a vegetarian, he did not cook non-vegetarian cat food in his house - and that one bag of the biscuits would feed his cats until the end of the lockdown.
The High Court granted the man permission to travel, suggesting failure to do so would break animal cruelty laws.
It ended its statement by adding āwe are also certain that our directions will help avert a āCATastropheā in the petitionerās homeā.
Will this be a slow handclap? Asking for a friend.
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Seriously I hope this is a jokeā¦
There is no limit on stupid
Iām already clapping for the NHS, the children and dancing on my drive. I havenāt got time for more clapping. Iāll wank for Boris add Iāll encourage everyone on my street and on here to do the same. At 8pm letās all wank for Boris.
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No itās not a joke. Being pushed in the Mail and Express today, apparently the āgreat British publicā are demanding it!
I doubt if itās the first time there has been The Clap for Boris!
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Iām more worried about Fatso giving the clap to the kids in his street TBHā¦
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Meanwhile in Scotlandā¦
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