Fergus Walsh at the top of his gameā¦or this is so far from logical that nobody could have answered it without say āI donāt fucking know. It makes no sense!ā.
ā¦you could think about having a window open
LOL.
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It should be noted that this is the three months to March - just one week into the formal lockdown.
Car sales are down as well. Plus, I hear the airlines are reporting a slight drop in passenger numbers.
I wonder whatās going on? 
The bit that I thought worthy of comment was thisā¦
I know. But Iād have thought itās going to be more like half for the next quarter, with massive chunks of the economy simply shut down.
Very good!
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Not at all. Youāll have to excuse my lack of correct terminology here as iām no expert, but we invested heavily on providing an off site server based system for the company which works well. All staff who are not furloughed have been working happily at home (when they can) or on site. It costs a fortune, but is a commitment we made. But it doesnāt mean we can do everything from home. Strangely enough you cannot dig a fucking hole and fill it with concrete from your bedroom.
Oh, and on "You carry on with your āessential worksā, whatever the fuck they are." - does working to provide NHS facilities including helping transform part of a GP Surgery to enable a mobile covid testing centre to be established, suit your criteria?
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I hope Iām as fit as that at 53.
Thereās no way heās 100.
Heās a blagger. Tells everyone heās 100, gets pints bought for him, gets shopping collected for him.
Heās been telling the lie for so long heās even got loads of anecdotes.
Ask my mother she was there at the time.
Four kids all pensioners.
Bollocks I say. Heās 62 and only just saw the Falklands War.
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When all this is over, this will be the focus of the public enquiry.
This is the thread heās reading.
Itās fucking criminal.
And Iāve just watched this on Sky News.
Again, criminal. Heartbreaking storiesā¦
ā¦Yet Government was there celebrating the sacrifice the elderly generations made to bring about VE dayā¦ you could not make it upā¦
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Oh, I see.
So when you said you were doing office work, you werenāt really doing office work. It seems from this post that itās not really office work, and is in fact, fucking digging.
Glad thatās all cleared up. I honestly donāt know I could have gotten confused with your twisting tale which grows more incrementally worthy and inspiring in each telling.
I too supply the NHS. It isnāt as important as a hole or a tent outside a GP surgery, but we have managed to deliver millions of meds to millions of customers all across the country.
Iāll slink off now and ponder how I ever get to your levels of worthiness.
Yes, hon. You? x
Chill. We have āofficeā and āsite officeā work That may not have been clear but I donāt really differentiate between the two. For instance I donāt have a drawing plotter at home and I cant get invoices directed to home so I have to go to the āofficeā to do work (amongst other thing) and āsite officeā work means covering site works in all their glory.
It is not a question if worthiness, Pap. We are all trying to do our best to get through this and everyone is playing a part in making things better. No one should be point scoring. It is not really worthwhile trying to pick faults in the way anyone works.
It wasnāt clear. You told me to shut the fuck up when you should have offered this clarification then.
Could have saved all the bother.
Still, I guess if youāre used to digging holesā¦
Yes, i did because you were on a wind up and were being judgmental, without knowing anything about us. Could have saved the bother by not being so. I guess weāre both to blame. Iāll let you have the last word though, being the psychological professional you are. 
Starmer has just read some of this quote from the Telegraph to Johnson during PMQs.
Johnson said everything was fine in care homes at the time and itās getting better.
Labour leader questions discharges to care home
Keir Starmer now reads out a quote from a cardiologist who says patients suspected of having the coronavirus were moved from hospitals to care homes, without warning or support.
Boris Johnson replies that āthe number of discharges from hospitals to care homes went down in March and April.ā
āWe had a system of testing people going into care homes,ā he says adding āthat testing is being ramped up.ā
It could be argued that the number of people being discharged from hospitals to care homes went down because they were all dying maybe? Or not being admitted in the first place? Pure fucking spin 
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