:covid_19: 😷 🏥 Corona Virus the thread for all your fears ❓

Fuck off. I’m blind. Ish.

But I concur.

I predict a disappointing night for Mrs Bletch.

Microbrewer’s droop.

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Imagine my disappointment - I only bought it because I assumed I could use it as hand-sanitiser.

Fucked if I’m actually going to drink that.

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Oh my God. It gets worse. Police Brutality surely.
Stay in or we do this dance…

Oops wrong thread, HIV. Mods help!

Or maybe the right one cvnts

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Special Brew was 9%. I believe they reduced the abv because of new guidelines saying that no single drink should exceed the daily limit for men (4 units.)

For a couple of years, Red Stripe sold a direct rival to spesh, called Crucial Brew. That one packed an abv of 11%, I only tried it once.

On Instagram search they put lots of accounts you may be interested in. I am not at all as thy’re all relativity TV z list people. But I noted they all seem to be a lovely shade of creosote tanning and wondered what they’re going to look like after a few weeks in quarantine and no holidays in Dubai, Marbs etc.

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It’s more to do with tax - 7.5% is a threshold where duty jumps up

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One less hour to spend in prison today :+1:

A positive update.
The Dxb Saints member with the Virus was released from Hospital yesterday after 15 days.
Nasty bout of Pneumonia from it but now fully certified as clear.
He felt so much better, it took him 5 pints before he could relay that information to our WhatsApp group.

FYI UAE has a US style hybrid Private system - free for UAE Nationals, Insurance for everyone else. Government paying for all Covid-19 cases up front to avoid any delays & then reclaiming IF they can from insurers if not it’s free.

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Duplication.

Now then, now then.

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https://twitter.com/davidschneider/status/1243861618183868417?s=20

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As the picture above shows there is one rule for some and another rule for others.

Either a) Johnson, That Man-Cock and the CMO have not been observing the correct levels of hygiene and social distancing or b) it doesn’t work.

Do as I say, not…

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Godwin being invoked by Dan Hodges here.

Wonder what part of Hitler’s extensive repertoire he feels Johnson hasn’t yet aped.

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We’re crowdfunding for personal protective equipment for the NHS?

Fuck me.

(Fair play McAvoy)

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