šŸŽ„ Christmas

Not sure how to process this bombshell

Iā€™m devastated. First the Test result and now this. I donā€™t know how Iā€™ll make it through the week.

Run both these pieces of awful news past the Tory Think-tankā€¦Iā€™m sure they will come up with a credible positive outcome.

Just had an image of Boris writing to Santa for him to leave the cash for his election promises under the Xmas Tree

so this ok for a secret santa for a jokey bloke who rides to work every day?

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these would be better methinks

yeah I saw them but theyā€™re out of the budget. Bloody secret santas.

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These are great and amazingly effective

Tied them to the back of my rucksack when we skied home in the dark from a bar

Had a long line of people following my nuts

Hereā€™s something else to add to the ā€œfuck off, you canā€™t enjoy Christmasā€ list

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Hmmm. Decisions, decisions

ā€¦

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This has been my effort for the last couple of years

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Personally I think you should go for a look a little less embarrassingā€¦
Maybeā€¦
mankini

BTWā€¦itā€™s not me.

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That looks ace. Iā€™m going to get one for my Xmas party in the hope i will never be invited again.

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Needs to be a bit more festive :-

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Oh yes, much better

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Youā€™re looking well.

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Have you got a picture of the rear? I donā€™t want to buy one with a cheese wire back that will cut my chalfonts right up.

xmas

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Youā€™ll have to ask @tigger* she got there first via PM :frowning:





*This may not have actually happened

Uhmā€¦ full of plastic, card? You can buy/make holders with 24 pocket that you can refill each yearā€¦ seems a fair comment to me. You need to stop seeing doom and gloom in everything, you old scrooge! Humbug!