Couldn’t see an Xmas thread so enjoy this alternative video
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shit, something in my eye…
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I was going to post something frivolous about Xmas movies.
Might do later after I take my hayfever meds
Hey Santa you miserly cock sucker, please can I have the personal brewery that I have asked you for for the last five years and you have neglected to cough up.
You must have been naughty.
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Oi Santa what about this
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I was going to go off on one about Christmas but then I watched the video…
My daughter spent her first 3 Christmas’ in hospital so it has extra feeling for me…
I meant to add that I have nothing but praise and admiration for the hospital staff that work over Christmas…
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So the grinches are in full flow apparently we should ban:
Tinsel - waste
Wrapping paper - waste
Lights - energy use
The word Christmas - offends non Christians
Secret Santa - stresses out millennials
Crackers - single use blah blah
Turkeys - annoys vegans
Jokes - what does a transvestite do at Xmas? Eat, drink and be Mary
Bah humbug
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Can I add “In Laws” to that list, please?
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No, you have to endure
Oh and you can’t have any booze to numb the experience because it will offend, well, someone somewhere.
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picked my secret santa today. One of the police officers in the office. Bit of a jokey bloke. I have a ÂŁ5-7 budget. 
What’s a secret santa?
Another American import where you get a name out of a hat and have to buy them a present and they dont know who its from.
its pathetic and should be banned Bah Humbug
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We did have a slightly different one a few years ago. Where everyone bought a gift. Then one person picked a gift. Opened it and took it. The next person could decide to steal the other person’s present or a new one. It was carnage but good fun.
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I’m loving this Xmas already.
We were fully booked 23rd -2nd Jan back in September.
Last week we were full from 17th to 6th. Now with the dates of the Krakow Xmas market 29 Nov - 2nd Jan had a flood of quote requests.
In that I get a PARTY stop over in Zakopane ski Resort on my own on 23rd Dec
Could be that Xmas & NY Day my only non earners for 8 weeks.
Woo hoo
What with Phillips death and Andrew’s paedophillia, the queen’s speech this year might be a bit of a downer. I hope she gets some good news soon.
I think your Soviet election manifesto could be just the good news she’ll need.
If the price of an upbeat Queens speech is that I have to pluck the woman clean then sobeit.
Your self-sacrifice is an example to us all. Truly.
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Surely Wayne Rooney gets to do the grannies?