Merry Christmas Bobbus.
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About a month ago a homeless man took up residence just down the road from my parents house.
I initially thought all the middle class pensioners would have a fit, but drove along this morning and can happily report, that Steve(homeless bloke) is a least being thought of and supplied with provisions.
That said, itās still a sad picture to see.
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All the sameā¦a fuckinā disgrace. 
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Why the hell is that allowed to happen
Chaps, we seem to have lost the topicā¦again
Peace on Earth and goodwill to all men, rememberā¦
BTW Iāve flagged every single last one of you that strayed off-topicā¦
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Itās the PMT Bobbusā¦ pre match tension plus a bit of Boxing Day booze I suspect t getting the better of our usually calm and measured postings 
'Tis the Srason of Peace & Od Will to allā¦
Except Politicians
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Itās nice when everyone has gone home after Christmas. Lovely day yesterday and this afternoon but I now have my seat back, my table, my footstool and Iām eating my cheese and drinking my wine. And Iām holding in a poo.
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There is something about being able to have a crap on your own crapper, taking your time, reading a book, or watching a good film without worrying about hogging the bog whilst all the reletives are waitingā¦
You may have misunderstood. We hosted and have been in our home all Christmas. Everyone has now left. The bit about holding in a poo was completely coincidental. I didnāt hold in a poo while guests were here. But I am nowā¦ Whilst eating cheese and drinking wine. I suppose it shows the relaxation of post family Christmas. Everyone has gone so you can breathe a sigh of relief and put your feet up. I need a shit but I canāt be bothered and if it comes out on the sofa I wonāt care because the guests have gone. Mrs fatso will be angry, of that Iām sure, but Iāll deal with that.
Iām holding in someone elseās poo.
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Iāve been told to go for a poo by Mrs fatso 
I apologise that I have made such an error of judgement about your philosophy of a decent shit. In future I will hold such opinion inā¦ a bit like your poo
The neighbours have cried off with a cold, thank fuck
Have a nice Flametree Shiraz to while away the evening
Enjoy.
Opened three bottles today and the cheapest by a fucking long way was the best.
It also has the most amazingly tactile label(youāll believe me if you buy one), which is a weird thing to notice, but notice i did(as will you, if you buy one).
Not had a single alcoholic drink today. Back to work tomorrow. 
have a Christmas ābeefā thread?
Should that not be a āturkeyā thread ?
Turkeyās and Christmas.
If only there was a quote that incorporated those two words(iād be moved to a different threadš).