Off to the wifeâs sister and b-in-lawâs for Christmas dinner sans sweet little Molly. B-in-law doesnât do dogs so Molly stays at home but on the up-side we will use her as an excuse to fuck off early. 
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Merry Christmas everyone. I have a ham the size of a small car and a fuck ton of booze to get through. Happy days. xxx
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My scouse girlfriend has been coyly hinting that she wants a proper visit from Santa, like when she was a kid.
So I got up at three in the morning, crept into the lounge, stole all her presents and shat on the floor.
Merry Christmas, all.
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Tell the fucking weirdo normal people just pat/stroke a dog. Heâll get on better if he stops trying to do them.
Have a good day all with lots of smiles and laughter 
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4 more family members just arrived unannounced. Now cooking a lunch planned for 5 to feed 14.
JesusâŚ
Not worried about food, I have some salad leaves ham & bread they can eat, am worried about my booze stocks
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Merry Xmas everyone
May your day be boozy and your in-laws be silent
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Pornstar Martinis for breakfast 
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As Baldrick would say, Messy Kweznaz everyone.
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I am under strict instructions to be awake and alert for the inevitable games night, another opportunity for Young Adult Unit #1 to assert her inner Eric Cartman.
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At my mum and dadâs place, cooking them a roast chicken - no point doing a turkey. Ever-loving wife and her daughters are at her brotherâs place, and I definitely prefer to be here. No serious drinking till I get back home though.
Merry Christmas, motherflipper!
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The oven at my parentâs is not working.
Much shouting.
Peace to all!
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The Turkey is running late, so Iâm on a second beer before the bubbles.
The last minute invited themselves crowd are now officially late, luckliy less of my booze will be drunk.!
Oh & my oven is too small
Hohoho
Christmas dinner has been consumed. It was an early doors luncheon. The eldest has a shift over at the pub next door to our house. It is perfectly conceivable that we may end up adding to her workload in a bit.
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Merry Christmas everyone! 
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Those 4 late invitees?
Called at 4pm to say they were going to McDonalds with the kids first
I took the phone of Mrs P_F and said see you in the new Year.
Dinner rocked, I canât believe that worked!
Now onto the Port
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Explaining Port & Stilton to Polush family members.
Annoyingly they live it.
Sipping this beauty as fast as possible.
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Oh.
And dont forget your FPL & Superbru updates tonight.
Ffs
Mrs Goat will be disappointed.
But probably qualified to pull all the broken glass out of your bum.
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Right, slightly under the influence post, but a big Merry Christmas from me and mine, and a big thank you to everyone that has contributed today.
Contrary to popular belief, Sotonians is not an online pub that we all frequent. Itâs more like an online family, if only because we havenât got the numbers to be much more than that, right @Tokyo-Saint? 
Sure, members of the family donât get on sometimes. They have their little tiffs, their little disagreements, their total breaks with each other on one of the most constitutionally relevant questions of the day.
Yet Iâm always humbled on this day. This day, when people are supposed to be full time interacting with their own families, most put a shift in to get on here, an obscure football forum dedicated to a relatively obscure football team.
Even better, unlike most actual families, on this day, we all get on, although I am duty bound to report that itâs all been smooth sailing over calm seas at Chez Pap.
As I said, truly humbled. Iâm sure the rest of the owners are too.
Merry Chrimbo online fam.
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