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Tough one this, just before the international break…
Fuck the score prediction poll, let’s just predict how many Lukaku will score. So great to have him back in the Prem
© @Simon-says
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And for the LOLs
going to rip a new one, even Werner will score to defy the odds and win0 voters
Fuck the score prediction poll, let’s just predict how many Lukaku will score. So great to have him back in the Prem 
Polls added to the OP
I’ve said two but I mean a conservative minimum of two. He may be substituted to conserve his energy before he completes the hattrick.
This may be a bonus or not
If there had been a poll option of “this will be our seasonal 9-0 drubbing”, that’s what I’d have plumped for.
Just need another 15 positive tests in the squad and we might get a point.
Clearly you’ve not seen much of their B team or academy…
Yeah, most of them play for us don’t they??
I see @PhilippineSaint is going for his usual bravado, only his Superbru prediction will tell us otherwise…
I have made him my fantasy captain so he will likely contribute nothing.
Great minds and all that, or is it fools seldom differ?
Copied me eh?
‘‘Who’s more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him.’’
B. Kenobi (A long time ago)
Meh it was said in a galaxy far, far away so doesn’t count here…
Referee: Martin Atkinson.
Assistants: Peter Kirkup, Nick Hopton.
Fourth official: Jarred Gillett.
VAR: Mike Dean.
Assistant VAR: Ian Hussin.
We’re even more fooked than we were before.
Kante will be missing - Covid
No James, Mount or Pulisic either.
Just need a team Covid outbreak !
Note for anyone going, unlike at SMS, you need to prove vaccine or Covid status to gain entry. Get there early!
We will be well up for it after Lawro’s latest prediction.
NB he’s back to form for us losing.
Chelsea v Southampton
Chelsea have lost their past two games, against Manchester City and Juventus, but this is not the start of any serious slump.
Blues boss Thomas Tuchel will demand a performance this time, and I would be shocked if their losing run continues on Saturday.
Southampton have looked good in some of their games, but that hasn’t been enough for them to win one yet.
Saints will probably adopt a similar approach to the one that got them a draw at Etihad Stadium a couple of weeks ago, and will hope for a similar performance too.
But a point is probably the best they can hope for again here - and I don’t see them getting one.
Lawro’s prediction: 3-0
MVP’s prediction: Chelsea were on an amazing run until they lost to City last weekend and they should bounce back here. 3-0
If he’s laid up then at least he won’t be terrorising the locals when he drives around the village in his Mini Cooper
