Lads, lads!! It’s alright!!! 
We’re wearing Equality Shirts during the warm-up. 
https://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/1707319485575856607
Victory is assured. Three points are heading our way
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OK Mr. Cynic, some of us have yet to settle our sexuality issues. Be warned I carry a heavy sexual assault alarm in my handbag…
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They’re like failed test pages from my inkjet printer.
Don’t they!! That’s gold!
Dell ‘jonah’ Boy is going to this one.
We are fucked.
Found a bar showing it - holiday ruined
Leeds supporting mate has tested positive for Covid this morning. Got a spare ticket now.
He just doesn’t want to see the hammering his boys are going to get this afternoon.
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High quality finish that from Adam Armstrong. Really good play from KWP with the assist. Great start.
what the fuck we scored in the first 3 mins
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Even more astounding that we didn’t subsequently concede within thirty seconds. 
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Leeds front line belatedly press us playing out from Bazunu. Harwood-Bellis forced to hoof it clear upfield straight to Leeds back line, thereby rendering the previous risks utterly pointless.
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What sort of dream have I just woken up from? 1-0 up after 25 mins?
Back to sleep for me
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Yeees, Smallbone with the second. When was the last time we went two up in the first half?
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we scored three ?
Fuck me, three up??
Well fuck my old boots, it’s 3-0, Adam Armstrong with his second. Scored from the same tight angle as his first.