:carabao_cup: Carabao (EFL) Cup Semi-Final, 2nd Leg - :newcastlefc: Newcastle United v Saints :saints:

I love it when you talk grammar.

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Listen lad, this is Scotty we are talking about, of course there won’t be just one lady’s maid, there will be a flotilla of ladies maids, I have to confess I’m surprised this needed pointing out.

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So, we’re doing alright or what?

How the Welsh Messiah getting on?

Go order more beer

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Gender is never irrelevant in 2023.

No. No we are not.

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We could win this… its that ridiculous. But it would be painting over a bigger crack than Lady Di had in her cock loving pomp… In the last 20 minutes we will have a chance when they run out of steam, but its scoring goals against a deep and well drilled defence at that time … we should be looking to score now when they are pushing forward…

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Fair point… but how many valets?

I can barely cope with one. :frowning::smile:

Yes it fucking is, as the Lady’s maid in this example is a ‘job/role’ irrespective of whether the Lady or maid identify as Ladies or Gentlemen… maid /manmaid

You’ve been reading DH Lawrence, haven’t you :smile:

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Ok - if you say so.

Just turned it on - are these three minutes indicative of have well we have played -
Or is this just a purple patch

The first 20 minutes were horrific. We may have scored a goal but I don’t recall us actually creating a chance. (If you see the goal you’ll know what I mean)

Just got the circle of refresh doom - blessed relief

Murphy coming on. Who’s been detailed to thump him in the mouth?

People say that Guido Carrillo was a flop, but Adam Armstrong can’t be far off that level of wasted money.

Meanwhile, Saudi Arabia FC bring on a ÂŁ60m centre forward.

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Bree looks a hell of a lot better now he’s getting further forward.

Fuck me Bazunu - enough of the Cruff turns