:carabao_cup: Carabao (EFL) Cup Semi-Final, 2nd Leg - :newcastlefc: Newcastle United v Saints :saints:

Or the opposition.

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We are also playing with 10 men. Armstrong is like a dog that’s got on the pitch and is just chasing the ball around, never to catch it.

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:joy:

Make that 9 and Bree is playing like a fucking village in the shire…

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Nathan Fucking Jones has put me in a foul mood but that just made me laugh! Thank you Sir

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Your gardener you say? And how about your butler and your ladies maid, where do their footballing loyalties lay? I have to confess when I joined this site I never realised the esteemed company I would be keeping. :roll_eyes:

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Adam Armstrong should only be used as a 2nd half sub. Bit like Shane Long, he is but without the finesse, skill, style or class .

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Shane was good in the air too.

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I’m like a pound shop @lifeintheslowlane .

And this is the nearest I get to a butler…

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So who got a red card?

Rather have him out there tonight!!

Pedant alert… (hoping I ain’t got this wrong), but if its ‘ladies maid’, should it not be ‘Lady’s maid’ given that you have maid as a singular but ladies as plural - or are you implying he has multiple ladies in his house but only one maid to service them? That would be quite peasant like, given that a Lady’s maid usually only served one lady? Get with the fucking De Bretts mate

(See what Jones has done to me…)

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Hopefully Jones.

Corrected for you

Can’t imagine Brother Jones would use foul and abuse language towards the officials. He might have nutted him, though.

Are you daring to presume their gender? :rage::rage::rage::rage::rage::rage:

No, Jones saves his choice words and bitterness for us fans.

With the greatest of respect, of course.

This is probably ridiculous as we’re getting few chances but if we can fluke another, it’ll put them under pressure and there’s a chance. A slim chance, but a chance.

? gender is irrelevant in this grammatical example as it is merely using the plural versus singular possessive