If they kept the last one they could reuse that. It looks a bit like him.
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Bored of waiting nowâŚ
You may think that but
We donâ buy phones like you.
I probably meant the event contract and posted on the here instead of Slack.
You steal phones Phil? Careful with that, they will have your hands off and you will be playing golf with your teeth.
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I can live with that.
Last time we won a major trophy, I was wearing nappies and shitting myself.
I still shit myself.
I miss nappies.
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Donât worry Pap, you can buy incontinence pants in your local supermarket or pharmacy.
According to a friend
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To be fair, itâs a bit 50/50 after a skinful.
Red wine is the worst. Every fart is like playing Russian roulette with a two chambered revolver.
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Pellegrino refused to wear incompetence pants according to my reliable source within the club.
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If only Sergio Ramos could have cleared that with the Real Madrid kit approval board.
Zidane revealed that âhe shit himself a bitâ during his recent ref-sanctioned 4m absence from a game.
It does make me wonder about the Puncheon plop landings.
Were they real, the genuine result of having an unexpected turtlehead? Or had he just turned the back of his pants into a brown splattery tapestry? Like one of @saintbletch 's shirts?
Just as with the Russian spy incident, or most recent historical events, weâll never get to know the truth.
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Has this cunt signed yet?
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So what is Lesâs position? He handed DOF to whatâs his name when it went tits up with Pwel.
Itâs official.
Until the end of the season. Phew!
Yay.
Pictured on his own. No grinning Les beside him. No statement from the club and the Chinese, as Barry tells us, have been struck dumb. Is all well at St Maryâs? (apart from about to be relegated and dumped out of the cup by Wigan of course).
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Itâs this sort of gratuitous language that keeps the likes of Chapel Kate from signing up.
Keep it up.
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Happy to oblige âfuck goblinâ 
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